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  1. Trash Panda Trashes Chowcescu’s Toronto

    Finally, A Way To Easily Cut Back On Electricity Use

    Raccoon…uhhh, A Marsupial Of Colour Blamed For Knocking Out Systemically Racist Power Grid

    1. The story ends saying that no injuries were reported. What that hapless racoon? He no doubt fried, poor thing.

  3. Trash Panda trashes trash city

    Revenge of the Trash Panda.

    Trash Pandas dont like Sankofa Square!

    1. LMFAO….Good one Buddy..!!

      I’m pretty sure You and I would get along famously…Look me up when youre in Calgary, I’ll buy the beer.!

  6. Tucker Carlson’s Hate Speech Radicalizes Toronto Raccoons

    Or maybe there is a Trans Racoon and Electrical Transformers joke in there.

    2. That could be particularly bothersome to some if published with Trudeau’s blackface picture accompanying the story!

  11. Toronto Hydro Increasing Space Between Transformers To Support Body Positive Racoons

    Sub: Recent incident highlights need for urgent community action to keep vulnerable Lizzocoons safe

    RNrn

  13. Correction: On February 1, 2024, CBC published a photo of a bleak, dead, dreary, despairing, and darkened skyline with the caption “Blacked-out residential buildings are silhouetted against the sky during an electrical power outage in midtown Toronto.” The photo is actually of Pyongyang, North Korea, during normal night-time electricity service. The CBC regrets the error. In particular, we apologise to the people of North Korea for confusing their beautiful capital with Toronto.

  16. This reminds me of this scene from Christmas Vacation:

    Clark, I’d like to try to fumigate this here chair, it’s a good quality item. If you don’t mind my askin’, how much did she set you back?

  17. Good to see that the Hydro system is so robust that a Chow Trash Panda can force 7 elevator rescues and hours of power loss…

  18. “greta inspired racoon puts end to planet warming metropolis”

    Question regarding how much the racoon grift pact looking for in reparations is still unanswered. Waiting to hear back from the not so reverend Al Sharpton regarding how this will affect his community. No animals were hurt in the above mentioned incident, only a furry was singed,

  19. Now somewhere in the blacked streets of metro Toronto
    There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon

  20. Olivia Chow Dressed As Raccoon Suspected of Power Outage in Toronto:

    Jack Layton’s Favorite Massage Parlor Hardest Hit

  22. Media will spin it in a way to make it Trump’s fault.
    (nothing to do with Racoons, but I felt it needed to be said.)

  24. “Toronto Hydro injures endangered raccoon, Animal Welfare to investigate, prosecution likely.”

    “Thousands of residents wander darkened streets seeking wireless signal to log onto social media.”

  25. Raccoon son: I dunno Dad…It’s marked P
    Dad Raccoon:     That means Pawsitive, son…go ahead touch it, it’s all good.

  26. Years ago I had a lady friend who had the strangest cat I can recall. He spent the better part of his days propped up on the floor against a wall, on his back nonstop sucking the tip of his tail to the point that the end couple of inches were devoid of fur. I finally quizzed her one day on the cat’s erratic behaviour and she explained that when ‘Smokey’ the cat was a kitten, he had bit into a lamp cord and cooked his brain. She mentioned that if you opened his mouth and looked up behind his upper fangs you would see a perfectly round little hole behind each one.
    Sure enough that was the case and explained his full time preoccupation with sucking his tail.
    Surprising that he had survived the ordeal.

  28. _______ TORONTO DAILY SCAR ______

    Right Wing Extremists Raised Power-Grab Raccoon say metro mums

    Prime minister Justin Trudeau is on his way to calm tensions
    in the wake of the right wing extremist raccoon attack on Canada’s
    most Liberal city. “People are frightened and deserve to be safe,
    safe from this sort of coon attack,” said Trudeau, who said he was
    comfortable with other kinds of coon attack including the photographic
    variety. “Coontext is important,” he told an adoring crowd in Scar Borough,
    “and if I need to do so, I can and I will freeze all raccoon bank accounts.”

    “Just watch me,” he added.

  31. Hamas: “Mossad trains raccoon to cut power to Palestinians and supporters in hog town Toronto.”

  32. Officials Quick to Point Out that this Couldn’t Happen with Wind Farms, Because they Don’t Produce Any Energy

    (couldn’t resist)

  37. Amped Up Trash Panda Charges Transformer- Goes Up In Smoke. Cheech and Chong unavailable for comment.

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