Dozens of of US government workers plan to go on one-day hunger strike for Gaza
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So, like 24 or 36 gov employees?
Sgoukd be relatively easy to line them up and teach them their new opening line for their next job…”would you like to up-size your fries with that?”
fire them all
One day is not nearly long enough to send a message. I think it should be at least 30 days or maybe more.
They should shoot for the Bobby Sands award.
Is this one of those fish broth during the day, Kentucky Fried Chicken at night hunger strikes?
Like the Indian lady who piled on the pounds during her hunger strike in Ottawa?
Not trying to point fingers, but obviously fish broth is a terrible weight-loss diet.
How will anyone even KNOW about or MONITOR their hunger strike? Because 80% of our Federal bureaucrats are still working from home … in their pajamas. Because COVID … or RSV or something.
Hey now, Kenji. Hold on just a minute.
They are just as productive at home as they were coming into the office. They didn’t do any work at the office. They don’t do any work at home.
Has anyone noticed government being less efficient since the gubmint employees stayed at home? Of course not. It’s been Bureaucratic Hell® as usual. No discernable difference.
Go long on pajama futures.
Well, if I’m wrong…
But don’t Muslims fast during rhama-la-ma-ding-dong? (sorry… was that too disrespectful? Well, after a Muslim showed disrespect towards my faith by showing up and praying in a Catholic Church in Quebec City while Mass was being celebrated, all bets are off, and I don’t care anymore!)
And so, during their fasting, don’t they abstain from food from sun-up, to sun-down, and then gorge themselves silly during their so-called “fasting?”
So if all that is correct, would they not approach a hunger strike the same way?
Yes.
Isn’t this cultural appropriation of Ethiopia?
“Dozens” and a one day hunger strike. Yeah, that’ll bring them to their knees. Sure you’re not going too hard too fast?
I’ve seen more commitment from Weight Watchers.
oh please not edgy enough. Please douse yourselves with gasoline and set your selves on fire for a better headline in the press. i will pay for the gasoline.
If gas was $100 a gallon I’d buy it for them….and the matches.
Some of them could give up food for a year and suffer no consequences. They are aware Hamas turned down a cease fire right?
How was such a ridiculously insignificant ‘hunger strike’ even considered newsworthy in the first place?
It sounds about as dedicated as saying you’ll only get regular sized fries instead of large for one meal.
Fire them. Remember PATCO.
Edmonton pork packers?
Gainers?
Peter Porklington?
I’m assuming they didn’t qualify for Ozempic on their prescription drug plan.
Take names and they will be the first to receive their “Your services are no longer required” slips.
Desk drawers stuffed with candy and pastries are, of course, exempt…
Are “government workers” or Samoan’s the fattest people?
“six days of Shawwal,
three days (preferably the 13th, 14th, and 15th) of any given month,
every Monday or Thursday (or both),
on the 10th of Muharram (known as the day of Ashura), and
on the first nine days of Dhul Hijjah (with the 9th (Day of Arafah) being more emphasized).”
Converting mindless gubmint douchnozzles much?
Fire them.
“What, 24 hours over already? That was fast!”
I see what you did there.
Hmmm. They better check to make sure their actions and statements aren’t in violation of the Hatch Act.
So, like 24 or 36 gov employees?
Sgoukd be relatively easy to line them up and teach them their new opening line for their next job…”would you like to up-size your fries with that?”
fire them all
One day is not nearly long enough to send a message. I think it should be at least 30 days or maybe more.
They should shoot for the Bobby Sands award.
Is this one of those fish broth during the day, Kentucky Fried Chicken at night hunger strikes?
Like the Indian lady who piled on the pounds during her hunger strike in Ottawa?
Not trying to point fingers, but obviously fish broth is a terrible weight-loss diet.
How will anyone even KNOW about or MONITOR their hunger strike? Because 80% of our Federal bureaucrats are still working from home … in their pajamas. Because COVID … or RSV or something.
Hey now, Kenji. Hold on just a minute.
They are just as productive at home as they were coming into the office. They didn’t do any work at the office. They don’t do any work at home.
Has anyone noticed government being less efficient since the gubmint employees stayed at home? Of course not. It’s been Bureaucratic Hell® as usual. No discernable difference.
Go long on pajama futures.
Well, if I’m wrong…
But don’t Muslims fast during rhama-la-ma-ding-dong? (sorry… was that too disrespectful? Well, after a Muslim showed disrespect towards my faith by showing up and praying in a Catholic Church in Quebec City while Mass was being celebrated, all bets are off, and I don’t care anymore!)
And so, during their fasting, don’t they abstain from food from sun-up, to sun-down, and then gorge themselves silly during their so-called “fasting?”
So if all that is correct, would they not approach a hunger strike the same way?
Yes.
Isn’t this cultural appropriation of Ethiopia?
“Dozens” and a one day hunger strike. Yeah, that’ll bring them to their knees. Sure you’re not going too hard too fast?
I’ve seen more commitment from Weight Watchers.
Me: I’m fasting today.
Boss: Yeah, whatever, dude. Where’s your TPS report?
One day hunger strike. *SNORT*
Won’t even make a dent on their fat arses.
oh please not edgy enough. Please douse yourselves with gasoline and set your selves on fire for a better headline in the press. i will pay for the gasoline.
If gas was $100 a gallon I’d buy it for them….and the matches.
Some of them could give up food for a year and suffer no consequences. They are aware Hamas turned down a cease fire right?
How was such a ridiculously insignificant ‘hunger strike’ even considered newsworthy in the first place?
It sounds about as dedicated as saying you’ll only get regular sized fries instead of large for one meal.
Fire them. Remember PATCO.
Edmonton pork packers?
Gainers?
Peter Porklington?
I’m assuming they didn’t qualify for Ozempic on their prescription drug plan.
Take names and they will be the first to receive their “Your services are no longer required” slips.
Desk drawers stuffed with candy and pastries are, of course, exempt…
Are “government workers” or Samoan’s the fattest people?
“six days of Shawwal,
three days (preferably the 13th, 14th, and 15th) of any given month,
every Monday or Thursday (or both),
on the 10th of Muharram (known as the day of Ashura), and
on the first nine days of Dhul Hijjah (with the 9th (Day of Arafah) being more emphasized).”
Converting mindless gubmint douchnozzles much?
Fire them.
“What, 24 hours over already? That was fast!”
I see what you did there.
Hmmm. They better check to make sure their actions and statements aren’t in violation of the Hatch Act.