Honey, I Finished The Internet

9 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. Too bad she can’t make shoes.

2. Mouse needs to die

3. breed them to send to reserves and homeless encampments

4. my part mastiff puppy about to be a mom, last mouse l saw she bit to death left it on basement floor. lm in a neighborhood plagued with mice late autumn they wait in ambush and dash inside a warm house when someone leaves the screen door open taking a bike inside or whatever.
   l remember 1st place we lived after getting married 1973 in a beat up dump $90 month.
   the missus was mystified why the rice under the kitchen sink disappeared. sooooo, follow the trail. l wound up balancing spring traps on the water pipe they used for access. a string of them. so that 1st nite it was SNAP!!! CRASH!!!! SKIT SKIT SKIT!!! 3 or 4 times. l thought it was funny but the newlywed oriental not so much. l left it up to her to renegotiate the rent however.

   in other news the most famous mouse of all is now no longer protected by copyright.

5. Well now, isn’t that the strangest thing.

6. AI, folks .Animal Intelligence.

7. So cute.. Have you ever seen a rats nest?.. They build their nests out of food.. I was renting a house a lifetime ago and we stored garbage bags in the garage.. A rat got behind some stuff and built a impressive home out of food..

   When the droppings forced a clean up we came face to face.. We both screamed and held our ground.. Luckily I had the hose close by for the win..

   I can still see that river rat shooting me a look as he ran up the street..

8. That must be some kind of nesting behavior.

9. That mouse is a neat freak. Must be OCD.