I, For One, Welcome Our New Self-Driving Overlords

16 Replies to “I, For One, Welcome Our New Self-Driving Overlords”

1. You know, in addition to the “K” sound nonsense, I’m pretty sure there are technically 56 countries in Africa (everyone, including AI leave Malta and Sicily out of the list). However, in another 800 Million years it won’t matter as continents drift back to a single land mass.

2. Electronic brain has a concussion.

3. Artificial Intelligence, AI is really Artificial Stupidity Software – A. S. S. because it’s still humans putting their biases into it. “Where did you get that information? I pulled it out of my A. S. S.”

   1. G I G O. AI is not sentient and can only run with what is programed in.

4. im sure it just one of these

   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Click_consonant#:~:text=The%20most%20populous%20languages%20with,on%20the%20pipe%20%E2%9F%A8%7C%E2%9F%A9.

5. You’ve got to go to Star Trek to find out how to deal with AI and robots and stuff.
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzVxsYzXI_Y

   The “animal” robots are what worry me.
   Everything will be black and white, 1’s and 0’s.

6. M’Kay.

7. Sodium-ion batteries have hit the market, less than half the price and about 2/3 the energy density, but still just as dangerous. Go and put on your hazmat suits, masks, and beg the state for protection, you pussywillow buttercups!

8. The AI sounds like Kamala Harris…

9. It’s a ChatGPT mess up that Google accidently picked. Google it yourself then click on the link and you get this:

   “Human:

   Did you know that there is no country in Africa that starts with the letter “k”?

   ChatGPT:

   Yes, that’s correct! While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter “K”. The closest is Kenya, which starts with a “K” sound, but is actually spelled with a “K” sound. It’s always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.”

   So it’s actually two AI screwups. If you want a real laugh, go watch ChatGPT play chess.

10. And our Dear Leaders are all dumber than AI…
    Dumber than most citizens can even conceive of.
    Only by such self deception can they pretend that they are not serial liars and thieves.

    1. The only thing dumber than the elite is the electorate.
       Bunch of pussywillow buttercups scared of whatever they are told to fear; from batteries to frisbees to cars…
       There will be no awaykenaning until people grow a pair, and I think that you are the last to awayken, you little pussy. You talk big, but fear a wee little battery. The lot of you make me sick.

       1. Yet you keep coming back.

11. I think Google should bring back, “Is tea just gay coffee”?

    and leave it in there…

    In Google images, type in terrorist, I didn’t scroll down too far but they all look like they’re from Gaza,
    Google is doing its best to filter these, the first couple of rows are “images” and not photos from Gaza…

12. You silly bunts, they can’t pronounce C properly so AI was told them K was they way to go.

    Never did I think Monty Python was going to be a documentary

13. Well it does explain Justin. He is a freaking android.