39 Replies to “A Clock-Drawing Test From The Presidency”

  1. Oh, to have access to her teleprompter.

    “Unless it is referring to me. In that case, it means Absent Intelligence.”

    1. As one who spent 10 years caring for an Alzheimer’s patient, it’s scary to be able to recognize so much about this administration (I live south of your border). First Xiden’s behavior, now the test the Veep failed.

      I wish my patient had taken the clock test. The test she failed is the “beer truck test,” which is considerably more expensive.

  2. I had a complete and total understanding of AI until I listened to that clip.

    It reminds me of The Sick Puppet trying to explain quantum computing to us when he visited the Perimeter Institute.

  3. Kamala Harris is an expert on Artificial Intelligence, and also Venn Diagrams. Love this womyn!

    1. Pat.
      She gave a great dissertation now I’ll finally be able to sleep at night.

    2. Yes Pat … Kamelaramalamadingdong clearly articulated the truism of “garbage-in, garbage-out” … she is a masterwork of garbage-in

  4. Like I said before, she was too deep for Willie, so he went back to his shallow wife.

  5. Actually she revealed something very important, once you get past the Kamalasplainining.

    Who controls the input controls the bias of the AIs.

    1. Yeah I think she was inadvertently letting that cat out of the bag. And whoever controls the Dominion machines and the media gets to put idiots like this in high places.

    1. I was willing to move Heaven and Earth to make Kamalalala a success, qwerty.

      Well, I started by trying to move the Earth, but it wouldn’t budge. Then I was so tired I decided to take a nap and put off having a go at moving Heaven until tomorrow.

      Making Kamalala a success is going to be harder than I thought. Once I figure out how to move Heaven and Earth, making Kamalala a success should be a snap.

      But hey! My intentions were good, and that’s all that counts, right? It’s OK if everything goes up in flames so long as you have good intentions.

  6. You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

    1. Kamala isn’t that artificial, or she’d be smarter.
      Could only wish for a 4 year expiry date..
      Great Blade Runner reference, though!

  7. Heartbeat away. Heaven help us.

    A nation of a third of a billion people and this is the best we can do?

  8. Tucker Carlson said we are in deep s***.
    China’s inventing Terminators. Russia has large robot dogs as big as tanks that can rip tires off of trucks.and I think Iran has an artificial goat.
    BUT WE HAVE CAMELLIA HARRIS ONE HEARTBEAT AWAY. AND SO PROUD SHE IS MAKING HISTORY.

  9. Ayup. If she was one of the smartest humans, the machines would be taking over tomorrow.

  10. A.I. vs Kamala. No contest, even an abacus has a more intelligence than the Veep.

  11. Izzat what it means? I’m sore glad she iz da kzar. Harvard educamation I’m shur.

  12. I thought maybe it stood for automatic idiocy, but I suppose that only applies to the electoral college minus actual voters.

    (as if)

  13. I know we all like dumping on Kamala, but she’s not far off the mark with this elementary school level explanation. The responses here suggest we’re mostly trying to act on message and not really listening. We need to be better than them and stop operating at their level.

  14. I remember another politician explaining quantum physics…that nag is still around, I guess some people confuse teleprompter reading and memorization for intelligence just like some people only notice the shade of lipstick on the pig.

  15. Kamala is a bit of an enigma. When she was a senator she excelled at at unwarranted abusive attacks on anyone appearing before committees. She was a real bitch with a certain amount of wit. Unfortunately for her, and fortunately for everyone else, being so bitchy eliminated her from the presidential race very quickly. Then she becomes vice-president and she becomes a giggling half-wit moron. It must be substance abuse. She is either a piss tank of they just discovered her coke stash in the White House.

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