If wishes were horses, maybe this clown’s thought patterns might resemble something rational, but that will clearly never be the case. No sane investor is going to give SBF a second chance. In the meantime, previous investors would probably like to give him something to “ruminate” about.
Speaking in a luxury complex in the Bahamas, the former billionaire denies fraud but says he was “not nearly as competent as I thought I was”.
He admits worrying about possible arrest while “ruminating at night”.
Asked if he planned to start a new business venture to earn the money to pay investors back, he said: “I would give anything to be able to do that. And I’m going to try if I can.”

Unless she’s cutting a deal with the feds, why is Friedman-Banks bang buddy Caroline Ellison getting a pass in all of this?
I’m just ruminating.
Aren’t they both running private companies? That’s the first problem. Aren’t both companies registered in the Bahamas? Problem number 2. Weren’t the main investors savvy crypto people very knowledgeable about the space and aren’t they the ones who risked their client’s money and not SBF and Ellison? Strike 3. I’m starting to think this guy will face a fine and no jail time. And he’ll demand the fine, then sink into the back-ground as a near billionaire.
Yet, his crimes are essentially the same as Madoff.
TPTB must be concluding that SBF was fckin over “the right people”, so the “crime” is not consequential.
Maybe SBF will suffer a suicide by shots to the back of the head at some point in the not too distant future.
I’d wager, with better odds than he gave his “investors”, that this guy comes home in a box. The ensuing investigation will remain open as there will be no outrage and therefore no incentive to close.
I’d take that bet. Unlike Epstein, he probably knows very little, and there’ll be no real investigation into the matter anyway, so what’s the urgent need to liquidate him?
He likes the beach life, so he’ll end up in a beach climate where, to be on the safe side, there’s no chance of extradition. Haifa?
Well… if I had been foolish enough to loose, say, a couple million on this guy’s tulips and let’s say it was the lion’s share of my retirement. I’d probably be foolish and angry enough to hunt him down. Not ruminating on politics with this one, just plain outrage and the fact that he’s a loathsome character.
I’m sure there’s a lot of hard feelings out there:
Bahamas, eh? Good place for him. He’ll find work … feeding sharks.
He actually looks like a ruminant.
“He admits worrying about possible arrest…”
I doubt he’ll get the Roger Stone treatment
He might get the same treatment as Sidney Leonard Jaffe though
JD et all….
Is it just ne who has seen an utter deluge of “investment” (scam), e-mails…I’m not talking 1 or 2 daily….more like 20-30 / day..!
Hells bells, I’ve even had to block Telus and their Mumbai concierge line. 7 calls this past week..? Wtf..??
He might get the same treatment as Sidney Leonard Jaffe though
That was an interesting case. The US officially disapproves of private “bounty hunters” going into foreign countries and abducting people. But the USG reserves the right to apply its laws anywhere in the world. Consider the “Lord of War” case where a Russian national was abducted by official US agents in Thailand. The US has always asserted extraterritoriality where it’s possible to do so, and I’m sure it’s possible in Bahamas. If SBF is living it large there, it’s safe to assume US authorities don’t want him in the US.
Force a maga hat on him for his next interview. Bahamas? Us?
It will be machete or a sniper.
Bakedman Fries is a Joo, his bang buddy is a Joo, the guy who got him started is Joo, and connected to the klintons. So Fries is safe, as Garland is a Joo.
Within every tribe there are criminal sub-sects.
The Irish, British, Nigerians, Chinese, Italians, Jews etc, etc.
Good and bad, thats the nature of Man.
what’s with the irrational hatred against the Irish? I can smell an anti-Hibernian!
I will guess many of victims are Jews too. What is with you idiots? Do you all work for Putin?
Didn’t Trudeau just head to the “Caribbean” for another vacation recently?
The guy’s a techie/math genius, with good conceptual skills and an organized mind. I doubt he shows up again as a CEO – he lacks operational skills, and needs supervision – but I’d bet he has no end of very good job offers if he can avoid prison.
Hard to show up at the office and do a job when you’re spending all your time in the prison infirmary having your ass repaired.
Every few years another Brexit comes along, I would avoid helicopter rides if I were him.
Raised by experts, taught by experts, hired by experts, funded by experts, and publicized by experts.
What could go wrong ?
Max Keiser interview with Tucker Carlson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4RTJgUkAW4
“Sam Bankman Fried is a cross between Bernie Madoff and Charles Manson”