Where No Gnome Has Gone Before

21 Replies to “Where No Gnome Has Gone Before”

1. Who can contend with the Universal Shit Spreader ?

2. Oh, if only that weren’t so accurate. She’s a hateful troll doll.

3. That’s a freeload of bs for ya!

4. Fire photon torpedoes!

   1. [deleted – smarten up. ED]

      1. No need to do that.

         Just blow the peckers off them!
         Problem solved.

         Oh, woodpeckers on their t-shirts…

5. Proof that higher education is a complete and total farce.

   1. And we’re all paying for it; literally and ideologically.

6. [deleted for trolling. ED]

7. Meanwhile… Back on this planet, in this current century….

8. I remember that episode. Kirk fights that thing near the end while it spews toxic bile from its mouth. Scotty beams a couple of reporters down to flatter and distract it while Kirk takes its head off with batleff.
   I like my day job just fine.

9. Thanks for the re-introduction to George Hampton!

10. I do wish the mother ship would come to get her, but i think they left her.

11. Rule 4: Compare Yourself To Who You Were Yesterday, Not To Who Someone Else Is Today

    Doesn’t matter about being better than others in G7 (if true). It matters that we are a lot worse off than we were before.

12. [deleted for annoying Kate. ED]

13. One word. Piglet.

14. [deleted for being a gay, Trudeau-loving Polack. ED]

15. I wonder if her Tribble has ever given her trouble?

    1. Nobody knows the tribbles Freeland’s blown….

16. She’s the second smartest person in Trudeau’s cabinet.

17. “Miss-terr SPEAKer”
    /sound of 338 Official House of Parliment Waterford lead Crystal Decanters and tumblers shattering at once/