It’s Friday On Turtle Island

Trudeau’s Canada:  You can shoot or stab someone in diverse Toronto, but offending someone is not allowed.  Rex Murphy on prosthetic breasts.  The unbiased Ottawa press gallery.  Canada heading for a painful recession.  But at least federal civil servants are doing fine.

Biden’s America:  Only idiots don’t go to college.  How China recruited scientists in the U.S.  A message from Joe Biden.  Your morning meme.  Life with Hunter Biden.

Woke Britain:  So when do descendants of British sailors that fought the slave trade get free college?  And PayPal censorship.

Today In Islam:  Turkey wants membership in the E.U.

Woke Australia:  Nobody ever accused socialists of being smart.  Leftist morons target wrong building.

9 Replies to “It’s Friday On Turtle Island”

  1. Until those young Canadians in the mural club stop embracing their Euro-centric views they will never throw off the mantle of the oppressor and take up the shackles of the oppressed. How will they progress and journey from privileged whites to subservient allies?

  2. RE Unbiased Ottawa press gallery.

    I Found the MPs use of Bohemian Rhapsody to be amusing.

    I also find the journalists comment to be quite Lame. When horses are that lame we shoot them.

  3. “Schools are not seminaries for progressive and woke missionaries with a fixation on gender, racism, identity politics and pronoun etiquette. ”

    They aren’t? You haven’t been out much lately, have you, Rex?

  4. Be interesting to hear the media’s hot take if someone made a t-shirt with your favorite Liberal or NDP on it with the phrase ” They shoot horses this lame.” I’m guessing there would be a bit of an uproar. And rightly so.

    But we live in a world where running over conservatives with a car or horses (Winnipeg, Ottawa and North Dakota for example) is ok, but vocally expressing your disdain for communists is violence.

    When/if conservatives take control they would do well to remember the new rules.

  5. I have been amazed at how Leftists are able to survive infancy. Their lack of intelligence would have doomed them to coyote feed 150 years ago.

  6. So when will Cambridge and these other wokeista universities return the generous donations of these now frowned-upon benefactors to their descendants? I would hope interest would be applied in the return. I mean, having made a big deal about how unacceptable it was, it would be the height of hypocrisy to continue to benefit from such ill-gotten gains.
    I won’t hold my breath. If the left are anything at all, they are hypocrites.

  7. My wife’s great great uncle, a Royal Navy sub lieutenant, died of fever off Lagos, Nigeria in 1867 and became fish food. So do my kids get to choose between Oxford and Cambridge? Do the descendants of the slaves he freed pay for it?

  8. Does your employer, organization, or school have a policy on gigantic tits?
    If not, is that an indication that they are not progressive and are intolerant towards alternate sexualities?

    Maybe you should bring that up in the next staff meeting, just to clarify things.
    Be clear that you are being fully supportive of anyone who does choose to show up with a set of gigantic rubber tits or a massive dong stuffed in their pants.
    Anyone not equaling your level of tolerance and acceptance must be a racist or bully or something.

    Use some examples to help illustrate your shining progressive virtue: “If Joe over there decides to show up tomorrow with massive rubber tits and a huge dong in his pants I will be fully supportive, Can we have a show of hands to show Joe how welcoming we would be?” (this might need some preplanning and cooperation, especially if Joe is the type that is inclined to kick your ass)

    You can’t convince crazy people by arguing with them.
    Use the Alinsky rules.
    How could anybody be opposed to being proactive about creating and implementing company policies before there is an issue?
    Maybe a committee is required, complete with a Mission Statement.
    Create a parralell woke path within the organization.

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