37 Replies to “Not The Bee”

  1. I always thought that bovine excrement was applied before spring planting and tilled into the soil. The Liberals are spreading their crap much too late (“making everyday life affordable” – it is to laugh if the stench wasn’t quite so overwhelming and making my eyes water).

    1. Whats more believable, this or Kim Jong Un’s scorecard from a round of golf?

    1. I find that Bible references are usually not considered funny by a general audience. But many – many! — tickle a parson.

  2. Find me a person or family who thinks they’re better off than in 2015 and I’ll find you a lying sack o shit or a Liberal ratfcuk.

    1. the way things seem to go, Charest will win the nomination much like Brandon did. The leadership vote will feature a ballot counting machine problem after which the ballots will be burned before any audit. honk

    2. I’ve just pooh-poohed the idea of a fall election but you make a good point: moving fast will not give PP the time to settle in to control the party and become a household figure. He probably thinks he has two years to do that. And, also, the Libs must know things will only become worse the longer they wait.

    1. I’m thinking spring 2023. Fall 2022 is too early to convince people that the Liberals need a new mandate after only one year, particularly since the NDP are giving the Liberals a majority.

  3. When your reign is due entirely to propaganda you can’t stop no matter how stupid it makes you look because you know there’s going to be people who will believe and spread it.

  4. “We your Liberal Party, Canada’s “Natural Governing Party”, are making everyday life MORE AFFORDABLE! HOW, you ask? Well, here’s our five-step plan!

    First, (1), We’re going to INCREASE the Carbon Tax! SAVING the EARTH is GOOD for EVERYBODY – and remember, you’ll be getting it ALL BACK with our REBATE PROGRAM! And since a fuel increase ALWAYS makes food, heating and everything else A LOT more expensive, you’ll learn THRIFT – THINK of the MONEY you’ll save!

    Then (2) We’ll be STOPPING both the TFSA and the RRSP programs, and EVERYTHING ELSE – that’s right, NO MORE DEDUCTIONS AT ALL! We mean C’MON, you weren’t REALLY getting any sort of refund back from us anyways, right? D’UH!

    And after that, (3) MASSIVE and ONEROUS new LICENSING requirements, for EVERYTHING – and a TRIPLING of government REGULATIONS! We REALLY want to SAVE YOU MONEY – so we’re not only making it ILLEGAL for you to LEAVE YOUR HOME, we’re making it FAR TOO EXPENSIVE to even TRY! Think of the MONEY you’ll save!

    And then of course, (4) We’re going to bring-in new COVID mandates, and LOCK the country DOWN AGAIN! Yes, you heard it here FIRST – Canadians will not be allowed out in public for ANY REASON, and most specifically there will be NO FURTHER FEDERAL ELECTIONS – YOU won’t be allowed to go outside TO VOTE! Because YOUR SAFETY is OUR #1 PRIORITY!

    And finally, (5) Since you won’t be allowed to go to the BANK anymore, we’re just going to TAKE all that pesky MONEY of yours, and REDISTRIBUTE it – TO US!!! You’ll NEVER have to worry about us freezing your bank account AGAIN, because there WON’T be ANYTHING IN IT! And don’t worry – we’ll spend it ALL for YOUR BENEFIT – TRUST us!”

    /sarc, I think…

    1. You missed one…
      Your purchasing power of those dollars declining drastically by inflation.
      If you don’t have a wheel barrel now, you’ll not be able to carry the cash that you will need.

  5. Is there one single person in Trudeau’s cabinet that isn’t a moron and an asshole?
    I can’t think of any.
    Serious question.

  6. the empty hair is on a pointless farewell tour . unlimited fuel in lala

    a boy so stupid even cbcpravda has noticed

  7. ****** What is Candace Bergen doing as “Opposition” and “conservative” leader?????????????

    Yeah????????????????

  8. The Trudeau Cult members in that string are true believers. If you try to be explain reality to them , they chant, “Justin’s a Dreamy Dreamboat.” over and over.

  9. Look what we’ve done for you. Ignore the fact that your life’s savings are being devalued by double digits. Ignore the fact that we’re trying to destroy both industry and agriculture in Canada, as well as your ability to heat your home. But we’re fighting for you. We really are. Repeat line.

    1. “Canadianth can no longew affowd to have hope. Hope ith wathitht. Hope wowthenth cwimate change…..”

  10. Middle class ? No, it’s the diddled class. Liberal money laundering at its finest.

  11. Liberal supporters are retards. They deserve nothing but mockery and contempt.

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