Justin Is Bored

Shiny Pony The Libranos 63 Comments

Dear Leader is getting tired of Ottawa and the silly problems facing the peasants. Why should he have to worry about inflation or the price of gas. Today he is throwing money around in the Toronto area, and next week he burns jet fuel at taxpayer expense to Europe. There he will wine and dine with leaders and give his brilliant advice on how to solve the crisis in Ukraine.

63 Replies to “Justin Is Bored”

  1. Hard to read the ravings about Dear Leader in that crap. I should have known better, it clearly stated it was created by Kanadian Pravda.

  2. There’s a good idea. Fix all the worlds problems by throwing politicians at it. Use a giant catapult. Maybe throw 2 or 3 at a time. Add a journalists.

    1. Use a giant catapult.

      Catapult? Nah. Try a trebuchet instead. They throw their payloads farther.

    1. And, maybe, Italy or Greece would be nice at this time of year. Good places for their global affair, aren’t they?

  4. “The twuckewth wiww bawanthe themthewveth.”

    Yeah, Your Highness. It’s time to play with the big kids again, isn’t it? After all, you established your street cred by beating up on all those racists, rapists, and *phobes, didn’t you?

    Maybe they’ve smartened up and decided to make you a permanent member of their club. Your life will then be complete, won’t it?

    On the other hand, being the heap of poultry excreta you are, you might be trying to be conveniently out of the country when the proverbial hits the fan again so that you can slither out of having any responsibility whatsoever for it.

      1. heap of poultry excreta

        It just occurred to me what the letters of that phrase spell out….

  5. Let him go. He can help crush the Euro-Peasants for a while. We need some respite from his errant ways.

    1. Maybe we can stage a coup while BlackHeart is gone ?
      Asking for a bloodthirsty friend.

  6. Prediction time

    He will either beclown himself, be ignored by the other leaders ….. or both.
    Because there won’t be a photo op at this gathering he will be hard pressed to prove his presence was actually necessary, the pressure will cause him to say something implausible or completely unrealistically beyond his means to deliver. Thusly after the metaphorical blast happens his fart catchers will be working overtime to turn the pigs ear into a Gucci handbag.

    Anyone got a different prediction?

    1. He tries SOOOO hard to be accepted by other leaders. They are all laughing behind his back. No one takes him seriously. If they could, they would pat him on the head and put him at the children’s table.

      His narcissim is also a big part of it. I can’t think of any other leader that loves to have his picture taken as much as he does.

      1. Well.
        Truth be told, I expect they aren’t doing it behind his back anymore.
        More like they do the minimum just so they don’t look like they are being mean, but mostly they politely ignore him.
        That’s why I think he will make some outlandish commitment that everyone knows his ass can’t cash.
        If a certain bad man orange was still around he would openly call him on it.

    2. He will play Ukrainian dress-up, because we’re all Ukrainian now, eh? 🙂
      Jokes aside, I bet he would win majority if snap-election in play. Polls show low numbers for Scumbag&co but he has enough support admin/police/etc to pull a Biden.

      1. I really hope that he tries the jumping splits. The landing would be pure gold.

    3. Yeah… he can draw a line in the sand and dare Put-put to cross it.
      Then Put-put crosses it, and the legacy media will go back to sleep.

      1. Oh, that’ll take a bit of doing. He’d need to have a shaven head like Yul Brynner did in the movie and you know how he finds strength in his hair, like Samson did.

      2. I’m betting the Bong goes full Cossack. Chrystia Freeland already has her costume. They could charge into the meeting horseback – the Bong snapping a whip like Lash La Rue.

        What a figure they would cut….

  7. If Justin were serious about ending the war in Ukraine, he would start by relieving Chrystia of her position, expelling her from the Liberal Party and handing her over to the Russian Embassy on Charlotte—oh, sorry—“Free Ukraine” Street in advance of her deportation to Russia to stand trial for crimes against humanity.

    Then he would expel the Ukrainians on Somerset Street and give them 24 hours to get out. They would not have to return to Kiev, but they should not remain in Canada.

    Then he would tell our “allies” in NATO:

    Die if you want to. My people prefer to live.

    But that would require courage, and willingness to take his own people’s side against the warmongers and peddlers of poisoned fruit punch. Not qualities Justin is renowned for.

    As it is, I’ll pray that he not return from Europe alive. President Putin, do your worst.

    1. “ If Justin were serious”

      See that’s the thing.
      To your recollection can you cite even one time he behaved in a serious manner?
      Just once?
      It’s been alternation between foolish or pretentious behaviour.
      The up side is that nobody is playing along except those in cabinet and the PMO that want to retain their meal ticket.

      That aside.
      This will be reminiscent of that old Peter Sellers movie “The Party”.
      The one question on the mind of the other attendees will be “how did he get on the invite list again?”

  8. BREAKING CBC – Unlike his previous trip to India, Trudeau plans to dress as WW2 French Resistance in the morning, with a wardrobe change to Cuban Revolutionary after Lunch. According to Trudeau’s planner we can expect a Mao Zedong circa 1955 design for the evenings 5 star dinner and speech.

  9. Visiting Latvia while he’s there, hmmm….

    *takes a gander at the map*

    Wonders whether Vlad might do Canadians a solid.

    1. Won’t more snowmobiles accelerate Glowbull Warming, and melt the Polie Bear Ice Fields? The same ones the Inuit are complaining about melting so fast because of FF consumption?

      I’m so confused about the FAUX CONCERNS OF THE DAY.

      1. I would like to know how they can afford the gas.
        It ain’t cheap to fly it up there.
        Does the Hudson Bay Company still run a store up there .
        Free fuel for everyone or just the First Tribe ?
        Guess the sleds are more useful than pickups and big screen tvs.

    3. “For the first time ever we actually set up a specific grant so people could collect their own country foods and we would support that,” said Quan-Watson.
      What loser-asshole coined that term?
      I live in the city and I shoot rats all the time and, heh, I’ve left the carcass out for coyotes to eat when they pass by in the night so I guess rats are “city foods”.

    4. I was wondering if and when anybody would come up with that “pinky and the brain” reference. Seems quite apropos.
      Just one question: Which one is pinky?

      1. And everyone seems to be the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz…..

    5. I’ve spent time in the arctic. They have posters in the grocery store promoting ‘Country Food’.

      The poster shows a caribou with the caption, “Country Food is Good for You”

    6. They’ve done that for years. Have seen photos from back in the day of all the snowmobiles out on the sea ice waiting for the melt. Think it was Baffin Island.

  11. In all of this, how many Ukrainian refugees has Trudeau the Younger agreed to bring to Canada?

    1. I’m sure team Turd is conducting polls and surveys to figure out which way any Ukrainian refugees are likely to vote.

  12. Try posting a comment with the word ‘Zoolander’ in it on any Sun news site.

    You have to get very inventive to slide it by their censors.
    Must be orders from headquarters and PM Zoolander doesn’t like that name.

  13. Two words, BIG BOMBS. I don’t give a rat’s ass where they drop them. Just get close to those who need to be dispatched from our midst.

      1. An awful movie, but, then, anything with Ben Affleck in it turns out that way.

  14. Going to meet Nato? Only if Klaus Schwab is there also. They are going to meet Schwab to set the next course of “Mischief”. It’s a world wide conspiracy of WEF, Young Global Leaders and newly discovered, Global Shapers. But they are quite transparent about who they are. For now anyways.

    1. Greg
      I wonder if the Schwab was on the Aga Kan’s island when the turd went there, and if so , why didn’t the CPC find out and report that. The cpc assholes are like the RINOs, they never do f*ck all constructive.

      1. Do as democatz do, reverse the turdz policies from day 1 on day 1.
        Then getz to work on piplines to the north for sledrz, west for truckerz, east for numbnutz.

  15. Trudeau will dress in Ukrainian army camouflage, use his experience to chase out the convoys of trucks, and claim he single-handedly liberated (Liberalated) Ukraine and won the war.

    1. What the fink does he think we are in right now.
      WW4 is the nuke version.
      Ain’t gonna happen, not yet for awhile.
      It will eventually but ” things ” are not in place, soon.

  18. Meanwhile, the leader of the free world has signed an order banning Facebook.

    In just over a week Putin has eradicated two plagues: Wuhan flu and the Social Disease.

  19. Hopefully it’ll be his last tax payer funded trip, we all know it’s his LAST free Europian vacation because I don’t think he can win another election. Swan song babbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbby, on our dime of course.

  20. I am struck by the extremely LOW quality of the politicians in North America. When I see picture of Biden giving his State of the Union address and behind him sit Camel Harris and the Vodka Skeletor and then think of Trudeau, I know we are in DEEP shit. When we need the best and brightest, we get the worst and dumbest.

  21. Want to be useful Justy? Get the pipelines and LNG terminals built, stick a cork in your mouth and take the rest of the decade off.

  23. I see that Justin will also be meeting with the Queen and/or her representatives.
    Might an appropriate role be emerging for Andrew?

  25. Perhaps his plane and all the parasites on it will appear on a future episode of MayDay.
    ” Ran out of fuel and crashed into an active volcano”!!

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