18 Replies to “Breaking News! Greta Has Arrived!”

  1. Some wastes of protoplasm have such boring meaningless existences. Absolutely ripe for cult recruitment.

    1. You can’t eat oysters and drink wine on Zoom … unless you buy it yourself … and then what’s the point?

  2. Are they going to give an award to the most dramatic Virtue Signaller?

    Or does everyone get one, for participation as a qualified virtue signaller?

    All that jet travel, kerosene fuelled………….it wasn’t unicorn farts that powered them there.

  3. Old and busted:
    Nicholas of Cologne
    Stephen of Cloyes

    New hotness:
    Greta of Stockholm

    The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule. ~ H. L. Mencken

    1. And here is something for which I’ve never been able to get a straight answer. What exactly is it that I’m supposed to do when I “panic” . . . run around naked in the street? It’s too cold for that. Burn down my neighbour’s house? What if he’s not in? Maybe he’s at another neighbour’s house hoping to burn it down? Should I swing by the gas station to get some accelerant — but first Home Depot to get a container for the gasoline? What if they’re all sold out because of the other people panicking? Drive my car into a lamp post? What if someone beat me to it? Should I rear end them or find another lamp post? What exactly am I supposed to do when I’m “panicking”?
      Maybe I’ll just order pizza and binge watch Netflix.

      1. DrD – Good question. If you are an SDA reader you probably don’t panic about the weather unless you are a prairie farmer and it gets as hot as it was in the thirties when we had dust bowls.

  4. Every canadian who voted for trudope and his cabal of idiots are truly the enemy . The sad part is that we are all going to pay a huge price for years to come . I am old enough and it matters not , but I do feel horrible for what my Grandchildren will face .

  5. Great. The Swedish child idiot savant minus the savant has arrived. What fresh hell is coming?

  6. That fluster-cluck is the pantheism that has replaced Christianity. As well as being falsely rationalized by “science”, it is essentially a death cult intended to de-industrialize, impoverish, and depopulate the western world while depriving the developing world of the means of development. All its goals to the contrary are pure delusion for the sake of the voting Eloi. If successful, China, Russia, and possibly India will inherent the planet and enslave the residual detritus of western civilization.

  7. I have a cunning plan.
    Let us allow our most gullible and most evil to self identify.
    Then let us drive them from our midst.
    We now have the parasitic overload, pretty much self defined.
    It is always a good day when my enemies self identify as such.

  8. Tell the green lunatics that you can see CO2 in the atmosphere and it’s just fine.
    If they don’t believe you then browbeat them for attacking Greta.

  9. tulip bulbs v2.0 – all they really know is they’re happy to be at the top of the pyramid.
    i imagine that it’s nice work if you can get it; what with foreign travel and an expense account.
    what are they going to do when everyone looks up and says, “wait a second, i don’t think that tulip bulb is worth my home.”

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