20 Replies to “Britain Gets Ready For The Greta Festival”

  1. At some point in time they’re going to cross a line.
    Then they start getting shot,
    And not with a needle.

  2. Our politicians never give the banks money that they make from thin air…
    But always makes sure the Canadian taxpayers are on the hook for his most generous of donations.

  3. So they want plant-based food, eh? I’ve been eating it almost my entire life. It’s called meat.

    I’m reminded of a clip from a Quick Dick McDick video. In one scene, he’s outside looking over his herd and says, “Sometimes you feed the cows.” In the next one, he’s eating a steak, and his comment is, “Sometimes the cows feed you.”

    And, no, Animal Rebellion, fish aren’t “sea kittens”.

  4. That stunt should look familiar to our new Environment Minister, climate extremist Steven Guilbeault, who 20 years ago climbed the CN Tower in Toronto to protest climate change. But he couldn’t climb back down and had to be rescued by emergency personnel, who no doubt burned a lot of fossil fuels to carry out the rescue. He was let off lightly and only had to pay a very small portion of the losses that he caused to taxpayers and the CN Tower.

    “Mr. Guilbeault was placed on one year’s probation and ordered to perform 100 hours of community service in Montreal, where he works for Greenpeace, and pay $1,000 of the $3,000 restitution.”

    https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/cn-tower-climbers-ordered-to-pay-costs/article4138833/

      1. Me neither, not advocating in any way.

        But you know: kill ‘em all. A friend, which one I can’t quite remember, asked me to write that.

    1. Emergency should have left him there, with a “woops, sorry we missed the call”. Would have saved grief now.

  5. I DO hope Sweet Little Canader is sending a sizeable contingent again this year, though why they chose Scotland instead of a tropical paradise is puzzling. I’d hope for at least 150 hard working government employees plus our beloved PM, and the new Chief F***head Guilbeault who should be an absolute disaster as environment minister.

    I’d hope for an asteroid strike but as the ancestors came from Glasgow don’t want to eliminate any relatives.

    Btw, isn’t it ILLEGAL to scale any kind of building? The guys who do it for thrills and have no political message to convey are arrested all the time.

  6. Make the nutjobs – who like performing oral sex on dogs – go up to a polar bear and explain how they are taking care of it. The bear will quickly take care of them.

    Like Hugh Grant in some movie I cannot remember the name to. He told the angry bear he supported PeTa. The bear wanted to show him gratitude by ripping him limb from limb.

  7. Those kinds of protests deserve violent response. Protesting anything which results in coercing others, impeding them, preventing them from movement etc. is not peaceful protesting. The authorities, if not removing them immediately should leave the scene and allow natural justice to ensue. Drag them off the road, then tarring and feathering should suffice.

    1. This where BB guns come in… a few (silent) well placed shots in the butt might encourage a rapid descent.

    2. I’d suggest they put a few bears on the roof and gators in the ‘mote’ and let nature take it’s coarse

  8. Perfect Karma would be for the plane or planes traveling to this fucking shit show to run out of fuel and crash and burn.

  9. So … The Chi Coms are funding Eco-terrorists? To dismantle the energy that powers the Capitalist engine?

    1. I’m sure it’s purely a coincidence that the President of the International Union for the Conservation of Nature – the people who decide which species are endangered – is a CCP Minister of Education. Not a biologist, no. Because that might be halfway believable, and they don’t need your belief, peon. 🙂

    2. Its not just the Chi-Coms thier partners are the Saudis and the UN. What they foresee is a one world government controled by them and with the usual 3rd world shitholes taking part in support in order to survive. The current governments of both Canada and the USA are on a mission to embrace hard core socialism, as the old saying goes ” you can vote your way into socialism but you will have to fight your way out”. There may still be hope for the US if Trump or De Santis become President unfortunately Canada doesn t have that option.

  10. I have no problems with all those people going to Glasgow. I have problems with letting them back in. 🙂

  11. Let them eat haggis while they haggle over how soon they can get us back to the stone age.
    One thing we know for sure, they won’t be drinking water from plastic bottles to choke it all down.

    Any bets on who Greta will single out in her scold to the World?

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