51 Replies to “My Butts Already Double Masked”

  1. Well I hope China Patty or Peking Tam don’t order a lockdown of assholes, because people will think they are talking about the Liberals.

    1. We already knew the PMO was a toxic place..Butts… Does this mean PrideParades will be banned?

  3. I called it months ago, now they will demand we all have to wear butt plugs.

    1. Method to their madness…
      They want you GAY in the worst way.
      Ya faggot.

    3. Trudeau and his fellow ass bandits are gonna love this. His biggest problem will be sizing. I think he will need the large zuccini or small watermelon

    1. Shit i still pull that one on unsuspecting grandkids.. Although my one red neck granddaughter says anytime old dude… Anyway besides the finger, there is the cup o fart and the brown bag lunch fart… Both lethal alternates i developed when I worked on James Bond films.. ok ok so the part about James Bond was a lie… My kids never asked me to make their school lunches… Bad Dad.

      1. Then I’ll turn the other cheek, Thud Muffle! You s.o.b.!
        [There’s another one. :^) ]

  5. The one who smelt it dealt it.
    The one who denied it supplied it.

    “open a window to increase ventilation”

    Nah, Just light a match.

  6. C’mon Ontario John, there are plenty of assholes outside of the Liberals (Liberals being 100% assholes)!

  7. Why does the left have a distinctly unhealthy obsession with my gas holes?

    It’s not like I’m a cow (nor a sheep be).

  12. There’s gotta be some carbon in that emission.

    Better put in a ‘fart’ tax.

  13. This comment thread is complete and total juvenile silliness AND I AM HERE FOR IT!

  16. Ask Trudeau and his merry mob to pull your finger…
    Loved this line!
    Thank you and sorry for stealing it.

  17. And I thought it was just the moose meat and beans causing the chaos behind me..
    Well this should improve ones ability to clear a room with just one rip..
    Death really is too good for these idiots.
    Gas them all.

  18. So now they’re going to lock down every asshole that’s not double vaccinated. Great.

  20. “Never mind toilet paper, what we have here is a shortage of tar and feathers.” A comment on a US blog today.

  22. Personally I’d love to blow some hot air into politicians faces or even in their direction. It sends such a clear message of derision. If it would make them come down with covid that would be just be icing on the cake.

  24. So I’m assuming my current commando status will not go unnoticed by the .gov? And all the double masked will demand that I submit to an extra layer, and if I refuse to double up I won’t be allowed to attend concerts, sporting events, or even shop for food…
    I can already hear the Karen’s clamoring for the police to check if I have underwear. Gonna need a passport for that… or is a hint of tightey whitey good enough? But I may just be cheating, and wearing an elastic … underwear registry?

  25. Chaucer

    This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart
    This Nicholas immediately let fly a fart
    3807 As greet as it had been a thonder-dent,
    As great as if it had been a thunder-bolt,
    3808 That with the strook he was almoost yblent;
    So that with the stroke he was almost blinded;
    3809 And he was redy with his iren hoot,
    And he was ready with his hot iron,
    3810 And Nicholas amydde the ers he smoot.
    And he smote Nicholas in the middle of the ass.

  29. It was Australian research – remember we’re upside down so it was not farting at all, it was simple belching. We’re good at both.

  30. Just asking.

    Are these bloody ministers major ‘spreaders’ by opening their mouth and talking stupid?
    Does the majority of the population believe these ignorant idiots?
    Why are the alternative treatments not employed? What’s the down side?
    It’s obvious that the franken concoction from Pfizer and Moderna are not working one hundred percent of the time.
    You say only a few die? Guess they don’t count for living, just a collateral damage.
    The alternatives may not one hundred percent of the time, so what’s the problem?

    Must be that the pharma is paying of the ruling class to push their shit.

  31. Since flatulence has been deemed another way to spread covid by some deep thinkers as opposed to scientific evidence, we may as well keep asking questions.
    Does the fart have to be powerful enough to go through layers of clothing?
    Is a surprise, like a fart with a lump in it less likely to spread the virus?
    Is a moist fart more spreadable than a dry one?
    All we can do is speculate until some experts come out with answers. In the meantime I’m sure wearing a face mask is all we can do in the interim.

  33. From a country that locks down 900,000 people due to one death from Covid? No cred.
    And according to Californication farting contributes to climate change. Pork n Beans, Broccoli have been banned outright and the sale of Beano is through the roof.

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