Honey, I Finished The Internet

10 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. Now if aliens choose to annihilate all life on Earth we have only ourselves to blame.

2. Why was justine not first.

3. So that’s what happened to this gnome!

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKaQLYPf5hM

   1. If G.C. doesn’t burn up completely on reentry perhaps he could land in Nome, Alaska.

      Dad humour. This is what happens when Nenshi won’t let me go to church on Sunday morning.

4. Did he find other gnomes out there?

5. “the 5-inch titanium garden gnome, dubbed Gnome Chompski”

   Cool. Can we do this with all the other filthy Commies on planet earth?

6. I am waiting for the space junk to be critical in where we can’t even escape our own atmosphere and many satellites are added space junk missiles.

   I am such a terrible pessimist. I used up all my optimism on hoping for a good leader to vote for.
   The corruption is making sure that is impossible.
   Even Ford turned to the dark side by Trudeaus blackmailing with our money.

7. He’s just paving the path for the starship Enterprise. You, know, they only “boldly go, where gnome-bodies have been before!”

8. Thank Darwin it wasn’t a crucifix.

9. Still easier than lugging that damn thing through the White Forest.