27 Replies to “Say It Isn’t So, Joe!”

  1. Using their own rules and judgements against them. It would have worked better if he would have said “Elephant and a Donkey” in reference to the election race instead of “Elephant and a Lion” which people could construe as a Freudian slip. I know what Biden was getting with his initial “are you a cocaine junkie?” pushback on his interviewer but his grammar was terrible. Like he has a Rutgers Language Arts degree.

  2. Will the Dems give up on this clown only when he’s utterly incoherent? Must be close, you know the thing.

    1. All that matters to them is that Trump is out. They don’t care who does it.

      I do genuinely think there’s a significant chance that Trump will lose in November. Pandemic, economic wreckage, society just generally going to pieces .. presidents tend to wear those things, rightly or wrongly. And I continue to believe that had anyone other than Hilary – detestable, loathsome Hilary – been the nominee four years ago, Trump’s own unlikable qualities would’ve sunk him.

      Biden’s totally unfit to be POTUS. And in a normal election year, that’d probably be enough to sink him. He’d join the likes of Dukakis as a “what were they thinking?” kind of nominee. But this isn’t a normal election year. Not by a longshot. Even if Biden wins, I’d give strong odds that he’ll resign before his term is over. The job’ll simply kill him if he doesn’t. His VP pick will take on extreme significance.

  3. And after the mail in cheating is over, this man will be the most powerful person on earth!

    1. No, he’ll be the guy who signs whatever document and reads whatever script the most powerful cabal on earth puts in front of him.

      1. Watch very carefully who he picks as his VP for that person will shortly become president if/after he’s elected.

  4. Biden is starting to sound like Foster Brooks.

    “What do you do for a living?”
    “I’m a … I’m a … airli …. I’m a airline …. I’m a …. hic …. I fly planes for a LIVING … burp. Cummon mannnn …. hic”

    1. I’m already weary of his dismissive catch phrase. It’s what he says when he has no logical, rational, response to a question … “c’mom maaaan”. It says … “I got nothing”. There is gonna be a LOT of over/under betting on how many times he repeats this in debates. Pro tip: take the over.

    1. I thought Regan was the Treasury Secretary.

      I’ve heard spelling is the first thing that goes.

  5. Donald Trump should start telling the media that the debates should be cancelled because of Joe’s obvious mental deterioration.
    It would be cruel and would be elder abuse for Trump to chew him up on the debate stage.
    Then the media would have to reflexively oppose the idea.

    Then Trump should also urge Joe to hurry up and name Kamala Harris as his VP so that he can then withdraw for medical reasons and Trump can debate Kamala instead.

    Troll Baby, troll.

  6. Heh…of all the possible alternatives Joe picks “cocaine” for his analogy. Probably there Hunter Biden buried his head in his hands.

    1. Joe only speaks about that which he knows … and cocaine? … rehab? … addiction? … high on the list. Oh! Did I leave out cheap strippers and prostitutes?

  7. So is Joe going to surprise the world and select Michelle Obama as his running mate? The voters will surmise that Joe will be a mere placeholder giving the Obama’s a potential 12 more years in power. Imagine that, just for a second. Then you can lose your lunch.

    1. I predicted it long ago. I guess we’ll see. The saving grace is that there is stuff on Moochelle that never came out when she was FLOTUS but certainly will if she jumps in the ring as a politician. I don’t think she has the stomach for it but we’ll see.

  8. His Corn POP story included that the Straight Razor was dipped into a Rain Barrel…He didn’t want the Tetanus shots for Rusty Metal Cuts……The tough Guy is REALLY scared of needles…

  9. And this guy will be holding the codes to nuclear weapons. Gee honey, did I just ring the nurse to change my diaper, or launch a nuclear missile against Canada?

  10. I truly believe “Joe” is just a place holder, and his cognitive abilities are failing, and it can be seen that it is accelerating. Vicktor above, mentions “Michelle”, but as bad as that would be, I’m thinking the evil Hillary witch is still waiting in the wings. Harris, M Obama, and Hillary, plus that scary Cuba Castro loving Commie is also being considered. None of them including Joe himself are fit for office. I admit to being worried that Trump might lose. I’m just hoping there are enough US voters that reject the leap to the left that the whole demon party has made. They used to revert back to the center when an election was coming, but not this time. I’m no big fan of Trump, but look at what he achieved with all of them opposing him, and imagine what could have been achieved if they had worked with him. If he does lose, not only will it be bad for the US, it’ll be bad for us in Canada, as well as the rest of the planet. If he wins, the civil unrest will continue, but at least he will have stopped the Commie takeover for a while. But they’ll be back I’m sure. Yep, we sure do live in interesting times, and that is probably the saddest statement of the day.

  11. C’mon man with Joe it’ll be 1972 all over again; we all used the word ‘man’ a lot back then:
    “Hey man, my schooldays insane Hey man, my work’s down the drain
    Hey man, well she’s a total blam-blam” etc. Bowie

    1. Don’t lay it on me man cause you can’t afford the ticket back to suffragette city.

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