Elon Musk’s Neuralink Says It’s Ready for Brain Surgery … The startup just unveiled its plan to implant paralyzed patients with electrodes that’ll let them work computers with their minds.
It’s juxtapose time!
It’s sad and frustrating when half of the super chargers AT THE TESLA FACTORY aren’t working and the employee inside says the only thing we can do is call and report them. I’ve been waiting to talk to an actual person for <15 mins now...
Then there’s this…rapid unplanned disassembly. I prefer Entropy Victory, but hey, make your own euphemism for explode.
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/07/16/spacex_crew_dragon_investigation/
Entropy victory! Now that’s a phrase worth remembering!
I took courses in thermodynamics as an undergrad and, later, as a post-secondary educator, I taught a course on that for several years.
The average Tesla apologist is now fond of saying Elon Musk is a brilliant “idea man”. That he can leave the messy “details” of actually building his BRILLIANT dreams to other less brilliant people. After all … HIS idea … to invent a really expensive boutique electric roadster styled to look like an average Toyota Camry is sooooooo brilliant! Not to mention his BRILLIANT idea of transporting humans in an underground pneumatic tube system reminiscent of a 1920’s office building. Brilliant! Simply brilliant! Repeat after me … BRILLIANT!!
We all know what he’s really brilliant at … same as PT Barnum
bang on Kenji…
Camry ..? meh, not even anywhere near as decent looking. My Condo neighbour just bought one…at a reported 100k CAD no less. Not sure if thats a cosher #, but thats what he told me upon my asking.
I could care less what some soyboy buys in search of his virtue, but when its parked 4 feet away from my Wifes CAMRY….all I can say is that “Netscape Navigator” on wheels had better not self combust whilst in our underground garage.
Musk..? pah, classic con artist that thrives on taxpayer dollars and don’t/can’t deliver shit.
Your neighbor will be able to furiously text you from his dashboard as the flames are exploding off the battery packs in his autolocked tomb … HELP! Bring sledgehammer to free me from my high tech coffin!!
I might consider donating my half empty water bottle…but that would be as far as my generosity would go.
Well, Ok – Fine.!!, but then I’d have to run outside to grab my 20lb Fire Ext outa my truck, walk down the stairs cause ya just cant use an elevator in a fire situation ya know..! Hold my nose cover my eyes…Hmmm..?? on 2nd thought, screw it – let it burn – it’d be a waste of 20 lbs of fire Extinguishment material while attempting to discharge that in a very toxic environment. Yea..no.
News @ 11
Upon 911- Fire – Police etc….zero sign was found of an immolated SJW – gone to Eco heaven.
Glad he doesnt have my #
Brilliant will execute a plan without error. Con Artist will execute a plan with or without error, but you end feeling less than satisfied with your own brilliance.
Yes … many dull-witted, boring people (boring company in social situations) wish to bask in Musk’s brilliance.
And the latest Tesla Neuralink Luxury Sedan to catch fire was heard by panicked passengers to utter these last words, “Holy f**k my ass is burning up!”
What happened to the helper monkeys
Let’s see musk be patient #1.
Btw…where’s that all electric semi we were promised?
I read the National Post article on this. It contained something I didn’t know about Musk. He said “I want to die on Mars. Just not on impact.” He has a sense of humor!
Nobody asked Elon for a sparky car
Nobody asked him for a computer you can control with your brain.
The only thing anybody ever asked Elon to do is to put on the uniform of the armed forces of free South Africa and defend his country against terrorists.
His response? Run away to Canada like the little ponce he is.
Musk is the greatest fraudster I have seen in my lifetime.