22 Replies to “I, For One, Welcome Our New Self-Driving Whorehouses”

  2. Damned good idea, perhaps some of the motor home companies,roadtrekky or Pleasureway ( heh heh) can get in on the action.

    Now,as the government is in control of the former money-makers of organized crime, booze,gambling,and now drugs, perhaps a Bureau of Hooking complete with regulations,licences, WCB, pension plan,union dues,etc., is an idea whose time has come.
    I can just see the ads on CBC during breaks in the CFL game,” wanna increase your pleasure while you watch the Grey Cup? Why not try a Trudeau brand reefer followed by a nice union blow job by an approved hooker? We can be at your door in minutes”.

    Might pay off the national debt.

    2. Don, the federal government could call the new department F*** Canada, but that name would engender opposition from the Canadian nationalists.

  3. People will have sex in those cars while Siri and Google-home will be listening ( or videotaping ) everything.

    1. – That’s gonna’ happen eventually anyway; I mean, all our private banking data belongs to the government; this is a logical next step.

      “All your smut are belong to us!”

      1. Flying down the road at 100 kilometers, Getting all hot, and bothered, and craving sex, Someone gets excited and accidentally switches the computer over to a Sponge Bob Square Pants video.

        They wont be able to identify you, until your head is pulled out of his/her ass.

  4. So much for that impression of staid academicians discussing philosophy and other topics of higher learning. We now have an inkling of what really goes on in the faculty lounge.

  6. “Hey honey, what’s this No-Tell Taxi charge on your credit card for?”. So there’s that…not to mention who will clean these taxis out in the morning.

    1. “who will clean these taxis out in the morning.”

      Sounds like a job tailor-made for a robot. Can I still say robot, or is that a new slur?

  10. I like the idea of sleeping in the car overnight while I go somewhere. But they’re going to massively increase driving range for that to be worthwhile.

    1. might as well die in your sleep as awake and aware that you are going to crash and the car is not doing a darn thing to prevent it.

  12. I’ve been saying that we’ll be f***ed if these self-driving cars hit our roads, I didn’t realize that we might also be in them.

  13. Well, we have “Meals on Wheels”, why not “Whores on Wheels”? Assume those taking a “ride” in the whoremobiles will have to decide how long the trip will take and pay accordingly…

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