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  5. A $50.00 lesson
    Recently, while I was working in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister someday. Both of her parents, Liberal Party members, were standing there so I asked her, “If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?”
    She replied… “I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.” Her parents beamed with pride!
    “Wow…what a worthy goal!” I said…”But you don’t have to wait until you’re Prime Minister to do that!”
    “What do you mean?” she replied.
    So I told her, “You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I’ll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.”
    She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”
    I said, “Welcome to the Conservative Party.”
    Her parents aren’t speaking to me anymore.
    If you know any Conservatives that would get a chuckle out of this, share it with them.
    Most Liberals will just delete it, I guess the logic escapes them..

  7. I’ve had that exact story emailed to me many times over the years. I don’t think it actually happened to you. Perhaps you shouldn’t take credit for it.

  9. AGW RIP.
    …-
    “Siberia Reaches Temperatures of Minus 62 Degrees Celsius”
    “Yes, everyone knows about the raw Russian cold, but even for the Siberians it was amazing when their thermometers were unable to register the minus 62 degrees Celsius reached today in the city of Yurga, Kemerovo province.
    It turns out that mercury thermometers, usually placed outside the windows or balconies of Russian homes only register up to minus 50, so they were unable to verify the minus 62 reported.”
    http://www.plenglish.com/index.php?o=rn&id=7241&SEO=siberia-reaches-temperatures-of-minus-62-degrees-celsius

  10. AGW RIP.
    …-
    “Siberia Reaches Temperatures of Minus 62 Degrees Celsius”
    “Yes, everyone knows about the raw Russian cold, but even for the Siberians it was amazing when their thermometers were unable to register the minus 62 degrees Celsius reached today in the city of Yurga, Kemerovo province.
    It turns out that mercury thermometers, usually placed outside the windows or balconies of Russian homes only register up to minus 50, so they were unable to verify the minus 62 reported.”
    http://tinyurl.com/jspgffh

  11. Perhaps you don’t get it, do you?
    It’s a joke, lighten up — you’ll be a better person when you do.

  12. http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/freeland-china-free-trade-talks-1.3906933
    I look forward to a very prosperous year for Canada as we send Trade Minister Chrystia Freeland to negotiate trade deals with China.
    Chrystia is a Canadian liberal intellectual,there is no one more capable than a CLI, and it will be fun watching her hornswoggle those ignorant backward Chinese to Canada’s favor!
    All the jobs are coming back,folks, and we’re going to sell China Fort Mac oil, but never let them take it outta the ground!
    Happy days are here again!
    Now, just watch Chrystia kick the hell outta Trump when she renegotiates our trade deals with the Yanks! Woohoo!

  13. B.O’narcissist: First ever “black” USA lame duck president.
    …-
    “Obama is blowing his legacy over Israel” (cnbc)
    …-
    “Obama Despises Israel Because He Despises the West”
    “Barack Obama has done his best for nearly eight years to undermine the state of Israel. He’s signed a treaty that enshrines an Iranian path to a nuclear weapon while funding their global terrorist activities to the tune of tens of billions of dollars. He’s repeatedly undercut Israel’s image on the world stage, labeling Israel a mere outgrowth of the Holocaust and suggesting that Israeli intransigence stands as the chief obstacle to peace. He’s ushered Benjamin Netanyahu out the side door of the White House, attempted to undercut the prime minister’s speech before Congress, and then deployed an election team to Israel to try to defeat him in an election. Obama has tried to cut weapons shipments to Israel in the middle of a war against terrorists, forced Israel to apologize for stopping weapons shipments to Hamas terrorists, and funded the Palestinian terrorist unity government with American taxpayer dollars.
    Nonetheless, Israel has survived.
    Actually, Israel has thrived.”
    http://www.nationalreview.com/article/443371/obama-anti-israel-jewish-jerusalem-judeo-christian-western-civilization

  14. PET Cemetery Report.
    Justine Liberal Butts Out.
    “In a striking rupture with past practice, the U.S. allowed the vote, not exercising its veto.”
    …-
    “Liberals steer clear of Kerry’s Israel comments, reiterate support for two-state solution” (G-M)
    …-
    “Rex Murphy: If Trudeau wants UN Security Council seat, he’ll have to answer questions about Israel”
    “The first (foreign policy) question Prime Minister Justin Trudeau should be asked in this New Year is whether he approves of the Obama administration organized, New Zealand-Venezuela mediated, UN resolution against Israel? Does he approve of the UN Security Council’s vote of censure against Israel? That’s a question on the substance of the resolution.
    There is also one on how the resolution came to pass. He should be asked whether he agrees with the Obama administration’s cute game of “abstaining” on that resolution. The abstention was the key to having it pass.”
    http://news.nationalpost.com/full-comment/rex-murphy-if-trudeau-wants-un-security-council-seat-hell-have-to-answer-questions-about-israel

  16. Unconfirmed reports that Trudeau has endorsed Obama’s abstention of UN vote.
    Searching for confirmation.

  17. 21 days left.
    I reminded some people about this earlier today.
    One person truly believed that the world will come to an end in 3 weeks time and she would rather have seen anybody but Trump win the election. Then again, I doubt that she’d ever qualify for membership in Mensa.
    My parting comment to her was that if prosperity should happen to come her way, she’ll know who to thank. Trump, in the past few weeks, has done more to increase the value of my investment portfolio than that dolt who praised Castro (who did that on my behalf, without my permission, of course).
    For some reason, people can’t think beyond what the MSM tell them. Basic politics and economics seem to be beyond their comprehension. Maybe there are some in our society incapable of thinking for themselves.

  18. AGW RIP.
    AGW’s Sea Change Is Underway.
    “Your father lies five whole fathoms below,
    His bones have turned to coral now.
    His eyes have turned to pearls.
    There’s nothing left of him,
    He’s undergone a complete sea change
    And become something rich and strange.
    Sea nymphs ring his death bell every hour.” (Ariel)
    …-
    “Skeptical Climate Scientists Coming In From the Cold”
    “With such voices joining in, the debate over global warming might shift. Until now, it’s normally portrayed as enlightened scholars vs. anti-science simpletons. A more open debate could shift the discussion to one about global warming’s extent and root causes.”
    http://www.realclearinvestigations.com/articles/2016/12/31/skeptical_climate_scientists_coming_in_from_the_cold.html

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