More Pavilions At Folkfest

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1. I don’t see why only the Belgians get iodine pills.
   The threat of a dirty bomb exists wherever there are Mohammedans in our midst.

2. Wad’n l’il Tray-von’s demise caused by his search for skittles late one night?
   He were makin’ some kinds a’ artifishal high outta them by adding ’em to a fruit drink. (according to the racist hate monger Bill Whittle)
   I like the purple ones best.

3. Iodine pills are pointless.

4. The slow diffusion suppository type are pointed to facilitate you sticking them up your arse.
   On the flip side, boobies are pointless without nipples.

5. Protecting one organ against one isotope does nothing to protect all your other organs against all the other isotopes that you could be exposed to. It’s like wearing safety gloves to protect yourself in a head on collision. I think the dangers of a “dirty bomb” are highly overstated anyhow.

6. Bad analogy.
   Iodine pills protect the route by which people absorb the specific radioactive isotopes they are likely to get the fastest and give them at least a chance to evacuate/flee the contaminated zone before they get debilitating or lethal damage through other routes.

7. I asked the waiter for iodine, but I dined all alone…
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEoLFkT-SKQ