Riding Mass Transit Is Like Inviting 20 Random Hitchhikers Into Your Car

20 Replies to “Riding Mass Transit Is Like Inviting 20 Random Hitchhikers Into Your Car”

1. Perhaps he has found a way to get those random nutters on public transit to leave him alone.

2. Weird. The photo was taken and posted by an editor of a fashion magazine with no recommendation of what tie to wear with a birthday suit.

3. Right. Must retire to the bucolic splendor of Small Town Life

4. Seinfeld did an episode on this guy.

5. Do these shoes make my butt look big?

6. Hey Buddy can I bum a ride?

7. Clean up in car 4!

8. Between the occasional swig and obvious demeanor, he at least beats the uncertainty of a uniformed “Religion of Peace” passenger potentially wearing C-4.

9. A guy that won’t cover a bad haircut like he has sure isn’t gonna be concerned about showing his wiener.

10. As the gays have proven, you can’t be arrested for public nudity so long as you are wearing socks and shoes.

11. “Jian? Jian, is that you?”

12. He got the idea from his hero:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtW79_5HZXo

13. Worse than homeless … clotheless!

14. On the positive side his standard of personal hygiene appears above average for a late night subway passenger.

15. Yup, just what you want to see before your first cup of coffee!
    They have their rights.You not so much

16. So that’s where I left my bag of clothes on Friday! Thanks, Kate.

17. Did he lose a bet on last week’s election?

18. Or he got the idea from Jerry Seinfeld:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIefNLfL_9c
    All applicable but most pertinent starts at 1:30 (3:21 total)

19. I wonder if he has recurring dreams that he’s riding the subway clothed.

20. You want to know what’s wrong with New York? In a nutshell?
    Nobody pitched him off the train.
    And if somebody had, -they- would have been arrested. Not Mr. Naked-on-the-subway.
    That’s what makes NYC the pit of despair that it is.