Baby Boomers

They blow up so fast…

“Muhammad al-Shafi’i Abu Nassat named his son, who was born Friday, after the Fajr missile. Naming his baby Fajr, Abu Nassat told Gaza media, was his way of expressing his gratitude to Iran, which was responsible for supplying Gaza with rockets that, according to Abu Nassat ‘struck the enemy for eight days.'”

23 Replies to “Baby Boomers”

  1. And the USSR of America still fails to admit that Iran is a death cult country.Or is that soon to be the Muslim Republic of America?

  2. “Yes, young Fajr, when you are almost a man you will wear explosives in a vest and martyr yourself for Allah”
    “What’s martyr mean?”
    “You will blow yourself up killing you and everyone around you!!”
    “You gotta be shittin’ me.”

  3. Oh God said to Abraham, “Kill me a son”
    Abe says, “Man, you must be puttin’ me on”
    God say, “No.” Abe say, “What ?”
    God say, “You can do what you want Abe, but
    The next time you see me comin’ you better run”
    Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done ?”
    God says. “Out on Highway 61”.
    Well Georgia Sam he had a bloody nose
    Welfare Department they wouldn’t give him no clothes
    He asked poor Howard where can I go
    Howard said there’s only one place I know
    Sam said tell me quick man I got to run
    Ol’ Howard just pointed with his gun
    And said that way down on Highway 61.
    Well Mack the finger said to Louie the King
    I got forty red white and blue shoe strings
    And a thousand telephones that don’t ring
    Do you know where I can get ride of these things
    And Louie the King said let me think for a minute son
    And he said yes I think it can be easily done
    Just take everything down to Highway 61.
    Now the fift daughter on the twelfth night
    Told the first father that things weren’t right
    My complexion she said is much too white
    He said come here and step into the light he says hmmm you’re right
    Let me tell second mother this has been done
    But the second mother was with the seventh son
    And they were both out on Highway 61.
    Now the rowin’ gambler he was very bored
    He was tryin’ to create a next world war
    He found a promoter who nearly fell off the floor
    He said I never engaged in this kind of thing before
    But yes I think it can be very easily done
    We’ll just put some bleachers out in the sun
    And have it on Highway 61.

  4. “And what’s your name, sonny?” “Semtex.” “What are you going to be when you blow up?” “A cloud of pink mist and guts, I guess.”
    Sucks to be Santa Claus at the Gaza Mall.

  5. Well, I guess this Israelis will have to respond with more boys names Sam (short for Surface-to-Air Missile).

  6. If the boy is to carry a Fajr-5 he must grow up to be a mighty man indeed – those things reportedly weigh just under a metric ton.
    I am still amazed that Hamas was able to deploy those things – according to Wikipedia they need launchers. Either Hamas made them,
    which is impressive, or it smuggled them in, which is impressive in another way.
    We have here the first modern missile against rocket war (the first Gulf war was a prelude).
    Now we will likely see a technical arms race – with the development of anti-anti-missile technology, chaff, barrage saturation techniques, etc. Great to watch from a distance.

  7. One wonders how those people in Iran cheering on the rocket attacks against Israel will feel when munitions start raining down in their neighbourhoods. Or do their minds allow them to entertain that thought in between all the hooping & hollering about Dead Jews? 🙁

  8. “There’s one more kid that will never go to school, never get to fall in love, never get to be cool.” (Neil Young – Rockin’ In The Free World)

  9. These are the people that are going to seek peace with the Israelis. The UN must give them their own nation.
    It will work out so well.

  10. Time for the Isreali’s to put birth control pills in the water. Turn the men into women and the women into whatever.

  11. The real bombing will start in theaters as it did in the Shaw of Iran’s old Iran. Than it will be neighborhoods. Embassies & Churchs. The Media who are their allies will do what it takes to cover upor make it heroic. Till their number comes up.
    People who want their own children dead, will never accept you.

  12. rd has it right. The UN should give them their own nation. Then when they launch missiles at Israel its an “act of war” instead of a “terrorist incident”.
    Result, the Israelis will be free to conquer the hell out of them in a proper war between nations. Maybe Israel will get lucky and have the Egyptians declare war too, then they can roll over Gaza and push the whole lot of them 200 miles west into Egypt. Then build another big freakin’ fence.

  13. “We will have peace with the Arabs when they love their children more than they hate us”.
    Golda Meir.
    No closer today than when she said it in 1957.

  14. Ok….Iran want’s nuclear weapons….
    Somebody may give them one…..or two….
    It worked out so well with Japan……..

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