10 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

  1. For the pantry that has everything. I remember seeing cans with “fresh Canadian air” on the label. Another can with “moose farts” I dunno what they used in there but my friend opened it(5.95) and it was rank. Ever since Pet Rocks made millions there have been wannabees with some success. Just fun and must have for the person that has everything. Bet there is some very fine print that says not edible and it’s made in China.

  2. So THAT’S what happened to BamBam’s hopey-changey unicorn! Now where is that pixie throwing magic dust??

  3. That critter is just about as pretty as Shiny Pony. Look for canned Dauphin soon in a store near you. Includes comb and mirror for keeping its gorgeous locks groomed.

  4. They should try marketing the test-tube meat as “Unicorn”. Who can say they’re wrong?

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