Origins here.
If you want it, my analysis here.
Best Dean Martin song for Christmas for feminists here.
64 Replies to “A Feminist Christmas”
Regarding the unhappy women in the feminist movement. Hey shouldn’t we be men entitled to be masculinists? After all, what they do to boys in schools nowadays is completely perverted. They are trying to turn them into girls.
There are many titles for unhappy groups of people. Titles like feminist, gay rights activists, OWS, NAACP, Islamists, most union movements, environmentalists etc. They can all be summed up under one title …. “Miserable, Malcontent Bastards”
I say to all of you … get a personal life and stay the hell out of mine, We are fortunate to live in a relatively free country …. life is what you make it. If you are not happy with your world it’s your fault. Especially the feminists.
What Abe said.
Abe…your title forgot bitches. Errrrrrr….wait a sec. Considering all the femnazis I’ve met,I know calling them bithces is an insult to female dogs. Sorry.
And has anybody noticed that wayyyyyy back when the femlib thingie started,only the ugly,boobs-to-knees broads burned their only support network??
Men and women are different, and as the french say, “Viva la difference.”
Just watched the YouTube from FeministFrequency. Geez, it must suck to be her. I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life, so assiduously avoid self-hating individuals of any persuasion. I’m guessing she’s already torn apart nursery rhymes and fairy tales. Pathetic individual.
Funny. I made it part way through the video. A Christmas love song – “All I Want for Christmas is You” – is bad because “the singer expresses no desire, needs or interests in anything other than being gifted a man for Christmas”. I propose changing the lyrics to “All I want for Christmas is Social Justice and Meaningful Self-Actualization”. And it’s worse if a man (or Justin Bieber) sings the song because then “the lyrics could be interpreted as bordering on stalker territory”. Women obviously can’t be stalkers. Anyway, it was around this point I said “shut up b*tch” and stopped watching.
I’m a masochist. “…maybe you can use (these songs) as a way to engage in a conversation about sexism with your friends and families over the holidays”. Oh joy.
Every real feminist I have ever met was just a lesbian in drag and p*ssed off because they were born a splt tail.
I could only watch the little boy in the orange sweater for about 30 seconds before shutting down.
Anyway what ABE said – the best comment on SDA in awhile!
Actually watched video again to confirm initial gut feeling. Those are defense weapons hanging from her ears. My hubcaps are smaller than that. Between the hub caps and the ugly sweater she can relax. She is definately safe from men stalkers. Can’t vouch for the woman stalkers though.
Ahhh, finally! A Freudian Chistmas carol to sooth the tortured Feminist soul:
Sing!
All I want for Christmas is my two front testes.
My two front testes,
My two front testes…
Gee:
Peterj you really should frame your comments perhaps a little more carefully, because what you posted is insulting, particularly your remark about physiological differences. Not necessary, and frankly, kind of crude.
I’m a guy, hence probably not a feminist by conventional definition. My wife, having excelled in an occupation dominated my males, could perhaps be described as a feminist. She doesn’t necessarily think of herself as that, but some would or could describe her as such. You see, she focused on what she could do, not what gender she was.
That is the difference between feminazis and those women who simply wish to function as they wish without barriers.
There couldn’t possibly be a better example of a woman excelling in her field of choice than this very blog. I don’t pretend to have any insight into Kate’s personal life or views on feminism, its none of my business. I am however, pretty sure that she doesn’t endorse the radical feminist views…that is evident by her posting.
But don’t diminish the argument by using terms such as you expressed in the two last words of your posting. Frankly, it simply makes you look like a jerk.
@ Jamie MacMaster
Love it
What can one say about the vibrator crowd…when the batteries are low…..things happen to the grey matter…//
@ Bruce
I said “real” feminist. the very fact she has excelled in a field dominated by men, as well as the fact she is married to you puts her out of contention for the title. A “real feminist” knows all men are pricks and will never accept a equal relationship with a mere man. They work for the Dept. for the status of woman or the CHRC or even the Ministry of Children and Families. You said she is focused on what she could do, not what gender she is. Congratulations, she doesn’t even come close to being a real feminist. As far as being crude,……just my nature and aversion to political correctness.
These bitches are irrelevant. Why spend time talking about them?
I’m going to get yelled at for this but…
This is why women should have children. Aside from the world needing to be peopled, women busy with kids don’t have time to ruminate over this absurdity. It’s not just stupid; there are larger issues at stake. Not for fat, white, pasty liberal chicks in the West who have everything but elsewhere. At the very least, take up a hobby or charity.
Where are these feminists when North Korean women are being sold as sex slaves or women in Islamic countries are being abused and maimed?
Oh yeah…
And merry Christmas to all.
peterj: No flame war here. We’re on the same side. My only suggestion was that your points were diminished by possibly using intemperate terminology. Offered merely as constructive criticism.
But, we have both made our points and that should be the end of it.
Merry Christmas, to you and yours.
Bruce >
No one questions you manness, or maleness really. I think metro sexual works in many parts of the country at certain times.
Now I don’t mean to hurt your feelings because I’m sure that a sensitive but socially sexually aware ‘guy” such as yourself will understand – BUT, if males refuse to accept female advancement in business do to performance, should they be penalized, or should the female be able to succeed regardless of their performance?
Osumashi Kinyobe >
“I’m going to get yelled at for this but…”
Actually, if I wasn’t married already, based on what you just said, I’d beg you to marry me!
And the award for “most in need of getting laid” goes to……….perpetually surprised moonbat in revolting orange sweater!!
Knight 99, pick a number.
What Ralph said.
Well, if the female in the video doesn’t like Christmas, she can and should work on Christmas day.
If you really want a nice Christmas present for your favorite male feminist google AGENT ORANGE FILES RADFEM HUB….
John Lewis >
“Well, if the female in the video doesn’t like Christmas…”
What female? I’m always in the dark around here dammit!
Knight:
Thank you for not questioning my “manliness”; I appreciate that. And no, I am not a metrosexual.
I was in the RCMP for 30 years. Was undercover as an outlaw biker in for 11 months (1969-1970). The operation was pulled prematurely when the head of a rival MC club was murdered. My testimony, as well as other police officers, resulted in 21 members of the Grim Reapers (now the Calgary chapter of the Hells Angels) being convicted in a single trial for non-capital murder. Subsequent appeals resulted in only three actually serving life.
As a result of taking down a couple of major criminal organizations in subsequent years, I had confirmed contracts put on my life. In at least one instance, wire-tap evidence indicated that, because they had observed they couldn`t get to me, that they would kill my wife. In two instances, covering a total of about 28 months, both my wife and I had to have security measures in place for us to do our jobs.
One instance was resolved when I was able to get the head of the organization alone, and convince him that it was not in his best interest to continue with the contract. Canada has no statute of limitations, so I will not get into specifics…suffice to say…it was an offer that he couldn`t refuse…he`s still alive.
I have actually lost count of the number of times that I was shot at…it is somewhere I suppose between 6 and 9 times. Because of my own stupidity, I was hit once.
I worked homicide for 7 years…witnessed things, Knight, that you could not possibly imagine. And no, it is not like the TV shows.
So referring to me as a “metro`is incorrect. I am probably still, at 62, probably one of the toughest guys you would ever meet. I`m a really cool guy, except when someone attempts to abuse me or my family. The`n it is `GET OFF MY LAWN time, complete with Glock.
Stereotypes are often difficult…I just happen to believe that women deserve the same fair shake given to men.
Bruce >
Ohh, I smell leather and chaps now and feel a little dizzy.
Heh heh, just kidding Bruce. I believe your sincere statement and sincerely apologize for making fun of your earlier comments. I am really just goofing off tonight.
Thank you for your years in public service, I do admire the courage and dedication of our RCMP and feel for the crap you must put up with on a daily basis.
Personally your coolest comment was the glock one – we need aware and savvy police service people like you!
Anyway cheers, we’re all in this together.
I feel sorry for these women? when their batteries go dead.
awww Knight…no apologies necessary…now we’re internet friends 🙂
It’s just that she’s never had anyone singing “Baby it’s Cold Outside” to her, and she figures it’s because of global warming.
@ Bruce
“I just happen to believe that women deserve the same fair shake given to men”.
When men have a Federal dept. for the status of men, then I believe we will have achieved equality. In our town we just hired two woman firefighters. Not because they are any good or can pull their own weight, but because political correctness said we had to. There are some things females excel in and some things males are better at. Real feminists disagree with that and want that coveted position based only on the fact they are female. The bar will have to be lowered until they qualify. The fair shake you mention disappeared a long time ago if you are a white middle class male. Females, Natives,minorities and even handicapped are given preference over white males and qualifications are put on the back burner to meet quotas. You were a cop. Are you honestly going to tell me that the most competent person was always hired or did you also see political crrectness creep into the force ?. All Federal/Provincial/Municipal departments have their orders. If a woman can do the same job as a man, then more power to her, but if she is given a mandated fast track then something has gone sour. By the way, one of the best bosses I ever had was a woman.
Merry Christmas to you and yours too big fella.
ball parking how many times you’ve been shot at is a unique skill…
That woman would be a good partner for Rosie Odonnel. There would be a critical mass of female bitterness causing an implosion that would, like a black hole, suck all bitter feminists into its core and we would be free at last.
mike
Watching that video [for ten whole seconds before I said “shut up b*tch!], it occurs to me there’s a basic difference between me and that woman which has nothing to do with plumbing.
Like her, I don’t like Christmas much. It’s not my favorite time of year. Pushes my buttons. And its been going on since HALLOWEEN this year, I’d already had enough to last me by November 20th.
Difference is, I don’t go around trying to spoil everybody else’s fun. Feminists are, first and foremost, buzzkills.
Maybe she’s just cranky because those earrings are pulling her sphenoid bone out out the sides of her head.
“we few…we happy few…
we band of brothers…..”
I always thought it was a flawed theory that, “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”…but it does leave marks…….
measuring posts along the way…
Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2011 9:31 PM
Jeez! And all these years here I was thinkin’ that Joe Mannix was dead!
That is really cool, Bruce.
If you’ve never jumped a creek and crashed
Dined and never dashed
Loved and never lost
recieved without a cost
If you’ve talked but never walked
posed but never stalked
lived and yet not scar’ed
yer a candyass retard
Hey Bruce …. WOW!
I’m calling that “For Bruce”…that is all.
It’s a beautiful Christmas gift, Syncro. Very sexist, obviously, but touching nonethless.
Thank you Mamba. As long as it touches one kid…
As with any extended comments thread, we sometimes veer slightly off course….so please allow me to do so, too.
Regarding ‘affirmative action’ programs, I still have a brochure from UBC touting their Aboriginal Teachers program. It’s understandable that they’d like to increase the number of aboriginals teaching other younger aboriginals.
However, in the core curriculum areas – math, sciences, english and social studies the entry requirement is only a mark of 50% or what is probably a C- or less.
Talk about the bigotry of low expectations! Hey, we don’t need the best and brightest teaching aboriginal kids. Let’s just have those whose abilities are so low that any kid can aspire to reach their level.
No wonder that in Nanaimo the ‘completion’ rate for aboriginal kids is about 35%.
Thanks Bruce, good to meet you, (especially after meeting a number of mediocre police).
Thank you Bruce for being an RCMP officer. Working overnights at a homeless shelter in northern Canada makes me appreciate you guys all the more!
Oh and no thanks to Mike for bring up Rosie O’Donnell, now I feel like I need to bathe…
To Abe Froman (“We are fortunate to live in a relatively free country …. life is what you make it.”)
From an obscure, quirky, “Rush-supported” Canadian band called ‘Wireless’ many years ago: http://www.opti-grab.ca/kate/what_you_make_it.mp3
So obscure that they don’t even show up at YouTube, so I uploaded.
Enjoy the oddness.
Paul
PS Merry Christmas.
Do we really need to rubber neck at the intelectually spastic episodes radical feminists experience when confronting their own irrelevancy. It’s long been wide public knowledge that radical feminism was proof cultural marxism and chronic neurosis can coexist in gender politics. No one takes the rad fems seriously any more, about all they accomplish now is providing morbid amusment to those who find humor in other’s madness. My case in point would be Heather Malice – does her readership hang on her every word or do they wait in sardonic anticipation of the next instalment of her psychotic public melt down?
Please leave this poor sad thing to wallow her paranoid delusions and mordant outlook, it’s Christmas and we should be focusing on the birth of enlightened humanity, not on the dark sadness of human psychosis which rejects spiritual enlightenment.
Male nuts roasting on an open fire,
Jill Frost nipping at your nose,
Tiny tots with their genders reversed,
they’re all dressed up like Rosie O.
(no relation, honest)
Regarding the unhappy women in the feminist movement. Hey shouldn’t we be men entitled to be masculinists? After all, what they do to boys in schools nowadays is completely perverted. They are trying to turn them into girls.
There are many titles for unhappy groups of people. Titles like feminist, gay rights activists, OWS, NAACP, Islamists, most union movements, environmentalists etc. They can all be summed up under one title …. “Miserable, Malcontent Bastards”
I say to all of you … get a personal life and stay the hell out of mine, We are fortunate to live in a relatively free country …. life is what you make it. If you are not happy with your world it’s your fault. Especially the feminists.
What Abe said.
Abe…your title forgot bitches. Errrrrrr….wait a sec. Considering all the femnazis I’ve met,I know calling them bithces is an insult to female dogs. Sorry.
And has anybody noticed that wayyyyyy back when the femlib thingie started,only the ugly,boobs-to-knees broads burned their only support network??
Men and women are different, and as the french say, “Viva la difference.”
Just watched the YouTube from FeministFrequency. Geez, it must suck to be her. I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life, so assiduously avoid self-hating individuals of any persuasion. I’m guessing she’s already torn apart nursery rhymes and fairy tales. Pathetic individual.
Funny. I made it part way through the video. A Christmas love song – “All I Want for Christmas is You” – is bad because “the singer expresses no desire, needs or interests in anything other than being gifted a man for Christmas”. I propose changing the lyrics to “All I want for Christmas is Social Justice and Meaningful Self-Actualization”. And it’s worse if a man (or Justin Bieber) sings the song because then “the lyrics could be interpreted as bordering on stalker territory”. Women obviously can’t be stalkers. Anyway, it was around this point I said “shut up b*tch” and stopped watching.
I’m a masochist. “…maybe you can use (these songs) as a way to engage in a conversation about sexism with your friends and families over the holidays”. Oh joy.
Every real feminist I have ever met was just a lesbian in drag and p*ssed off because they were born a splt tail.
I could only watch the little boy in the orange sweater for about 30 seconds before shutting down.
Anyway what ABE said – the best comment on SDA in awhile!
Actually watched video again to confirm initial gut feeling. Those are defense weapons hanging from her ears. My hubcaps are smaller than that. Between the hub caps and the ugly sweater she can relax. She is definately safe from men stalkers. Can’t vouch for the woman stalkers though.
Ahhh, finally! A Freudian Chistmas carol to sooth the tortured Feminist soul:
Sing!
All I want for Christmas is my two front testes.
My two front testes,
My two front testes…
Gee:
Peterj you really should frame your comments perhaps a little more carefully, because what you posted is insulting, particularly your remark about physiological differences. Not necessary, and frankly, kind of crude.
I’m a guy, hence probably not a feminist by conventional definition. My wife, having excelled in an occupation dominated my males, could perhaps be described as a feminist. She doesn’t necessarily think of herself as that, but some would or could describe her as such. You see, she focused on what she could do, not what gender she was.
That is the difference between feminazis and those women who simply wish to function as they wish without barriers.
There couldn’t possibly be a better example of a woman excelling in her field of choice than this very blog. I don’t pretend to have any insight into Kate’s personal life or views on feminism, its none of my business. I am however, pretty sure that she doesn’t endorse the radical feminist views…that is evident by her posting.
But don’t diminish the argument by using terms such as you expressed in the two last words of your posting. Frankly, it simply makes you look like a jerk.
@ Jamie MacMaster
Love it
What can one say about the vibrator crowd…when the batteries are low…..things happen to the grey matter…//
@ Bruce
I said “real” feminist. the very fact she has excelled in a field dominated by men, as well as the fact she is married to you puts her out of contention for the title. A “real feminist” knows all men are pricks and will never accept a equal relationship with a mere man. They work for the Dept. for the status of woman or the CHRC or even the Ministry of Children and Families. You said she is focused on what she could do, not what gender she is. Congratulations, she doesn’t even come close to being a real feminist. As far as being crude,……just my nature and aversion to political correctness.
These bitches are irrelevant. Why spend time talking about them?
I’m going to get yelled at for this but…
This is why women should have children. Aside from the world needing to be peopled, women busy with kids don’t have time to ruminate over this absurdity. It’s not just stupid; there are larger issues at stake. Not for fat, white, pasty liberal chicks in the West who have everything but elsewhere. At the very least, take up a hobby or charity.
Where are these feminists when North Korean women are being sold as sex slaves or women in Islamic countries are being abused and maimed?
Oh yeah…
And merry Christmas to all.
peterj: No flame war here. We’re on the same side. My only suggestion was that your points were diminished by possibly using intemperate terminology. Offered merely as constructive criticism.
But, we have both made our points and that should be the end of it.
Merry Christmas, to you and yours.
Bruce >
No one questions you manness, or maleness really. I think metro sexual works in many parts of the country at certain times.
Now I don’t mean to hurt your feelings because I’m sure that a sensitive but socially sexually aware ‘guy” such as yourself will understand – BUT, if males refuse to accept female advancement in business do to performance, should they be penalized, or should the female be able to succeed regardless of their performance?
Osumashi Kinyobe >
“I’m going to get yelled at for this but…”
Actually, if I wasn’t married already, based on what you just said, I’d beg you to marry me!
And the award for “most in need of getting laid” goes to……….perpetually surprised moonbat in revolting orange sweater!!
Knight 99, pick a number.
What Ralph said.
Well, if the female in the video doesn’t like Christmas, she can and should work on Christmas day.
If you really want a nice Christmas present for your favorite male feminist google AGENT ORANGE FILES RADFEM HUB….
John Lewis >
“Well, if the female in the video doesn’t like Christmas…”
What female? I’m always in the dark around here dammit!
Knight:
Thank you for not questioning my “manliness”; I appreciate that. And no, I am not a metrosexual.
I was in the RCMP for 30 years. Was undercover as an outlaw biker in for 11 months (1969-1970). The operation was pulled prematurely when the head of a rival MC club was murdered. My testimony, as well as other police officers, resulted in 21 members of the Grim Reapers (now the Calgary chapter of the Hells Angels) being convicted in a single trial for non-capital murder. Subsequent appeals resulted in only three actually serving life.
As a result of taking down a couple of major criminal organizations in subsequent years, I had confirmed contracts put on my life. In at least one instance, wire-tap evidence indicated that, because they had observed they couldn`t get to me, that they would kill my wife. In two instances, covering a total of about 28 months, both my wife and I had to have security measures in place for us to do our jobs.
One instance was resolved when I was able to get the head of the organization alone, and convince him that it was not in his best interest to continue with the contract. Canada has no statute of limitations, so I will not get into specifics…suffice to say…it was an offer that he couldn`t refuse…he`s still alive.
I have actually lost count of the number of times that I was shot at…it is somewhere I suppose between 6 and 9 times. Because of my own stupidity, I was hit once.
I worked homicide for 7 years…witnessed things, Knight, that you could not possibly imagine. And no, it is not like the TV shows.
So referring to me as a “metro`is incorrect. I am probably still, at 62, probably one of the toughest guys you would ever meet. I`m a really cool guy, except when someone attempts to abuse me or my family. The`n it is `GET OFF MY LAWN time, complete with Glock.
Stereotypes are often difficult…I just happen to believe that women deserve the same fair shake given to men.
Bruce >
Ohh, I smell leather and chaps now and feel a little dizzy.
Heh heh, just kidding Bruce. I believe your sincere statement and sincerely apologize for making fun of your earlier comments. I am really just goofing off tonight.
Thank you for your years in public service, I do admire the courage and dedication of our RCMP and feel for the crap you must put up with on a daily basis.
Personally your coolest comment was the glock one – we need aware and savvy police service people like you!
Anyway cheers, we’re all in this together.
I feel sorry for these women? when their batteries go dead.
awww Knight…no apologies necessary…now we’re internet friends 🙂
It’s just that she’s never had anyone singing “Baby it’s Cold Outside” to her, and she figures it’s because of global warming.
@ Bruce
“I just happen to believe that women deserve the same fair shake given to men”.
When men have a Federal dept. for the status of men, then I believe we will have achieved equality. In our town we just hired two woman firefighters. Not because they are any good or can pull their own weight, but because political correctness said we had to. There are some things females excel in and some things males are better at. Real feminists disagree with that and want that coveted position based only on the fact they are female. The bar will have to be lowered until they qualify. The fair shake you mention disappeared a long time ago if you are a white middle class male. Females, Natives,minorities and even handicapped are given preference over white males and qualifications are put on the back burner to meet quotas. You were a cop. Are you honestly going to tell me that the most competent person was always hired or did you also see political crrectness creep into the force ?. All Federal/Provincial/Municipal departments have their orders. If a woman can do the same job as a man, then more power to her, but if she is given a mandated fast track then something has gone sour. By the way, one of the best bosses I ever had was a woman.
Merry Christmas to you and yours too big fella.
ball parking how many times you’ve been shot at is a unique skill…
That woman would be a good partner for Rosie Odonnel. There would be a critical mass of female bitterness causing an implosion that would, like a black hole, suck all bitter feminists into its core and we would be free at last.
mike
Watching that video [for ten whole seconds before I said “shut up b*tch!], it occurs to me there’s a basic difference between me and that woman which has nothing to do with plumbing.
Like her, I don’t like Christmas much. It’s not my favorite time of year. Pushes my buttons. And its been going on since HALLOWEEN this year, I’d already had enough to last me by November 20th.
Difference is, I don’t go around trying to spoil everybody else’s fun. Feminists are, first and foremost, buzzkills.
Maybe she’s just cranky because those earrings are pulling her sphenoid bone out out the sides of her head.
“we few…we happy few…
we band of brothers…..”
I always thought it was a flawed theory that, “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”…but it does leave marks…….
measuring posts along the way…
Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2011 9:31 PM
Jeez! And all these years here I was thinkin’ that Joe Mannix was dead!
That is really cool, Bruce.
If you’ve never jumped a creek and crashed
Dined and never dashed
Loved and never lost
recieved without a cost
If you’ve talked but never walked
posed but never stalked
lived and yet not scar’ed
yer a candyass retard
Hey Bruce …. WOW!
I’m calling that “For Bruce”…that is all.
It’s a beautiful Christmas gift, Syncro. Very sexist, obviously, but touching nonethless.
Thank you Mamba. As long as it touches one kid…
As with any extended comments thread, we sometimes veer slightly off course….so please allow me to do so, too.
Regarding ‘affirmative action’ programs, I still have a brochure from UBC touting their Aboriginal Teachers program. It’s understandable that they’d like to increase the number of aboriginals teaching other younger aboriginals.
However, in the core curriculum areas – math, sciences, english and social studies the entry requirement is only a mark of 50% or what is probably a C- or less.
Talk about the bigotry of low expectations! Hey, we don’t need the best and brightest teaching aboriginal kids. Let’s just have those whose abilities are so low that any kid can aspire to reach their level.
No wonder that in Nanaimo the ‘completion’ rate for aboriginal kids is about 35%.
Thanks Bruce, good to meet you, (especially after meeting a number of mediocre police).
Thank you Bruce for being an RCMP officer. Working overnights at a homeless shelter in northern Canada makes me appreciate you guys all the more!
Oh and no thanks to Mike for bring up Rosie O’Donnell, now I feel like I need to bathe…
To Abe Froman (“We are fortunate to live in a relatively free country …. life is what you make it.”)
From an obscure, quirky, “Rush-supported” Canadian band called ‘Wireless’ many years ago:
http://www.opti-grab.ca/kate/what_you_make_it.mp3
So obscure that they don’t even show up at YouTube, so I uploaded.
Enjoy the oddness.
Paul
PS Merry Christmas.
Do we really need to rubber neck at the intelectually spastic episodes radical feminists experience when confronting their own irrelevancy. It’s long been wide public knowledge that radical feminism was proof cultural marxism and chronic neurosis can coexist in gender politics. No one takes the rad fems seriously any more, about all they accomplish now is providing morbid amusment to those who find humor in other’s madness. My case in point would be Heather Malice – does her readership hang on her every word or do they wait in sardonic anticipation of the next instalment of her psychotic public melt down?
Please leave this poor sad thing to wallow her paranoid delusions and mordant outlook, it’s Christmas and we should be focusing on the birth of enlightened humanity, not on the dark sadness of human psychosis which rejects spiritual enlightenment.
Male nuts roasting on an open fire,
Jill Frost nipping at your nose,
Tiny tots with their genders reversed,
they’re all dressed up like Rosie O.
(no relation, honest)
Abe Froman
You scored a hat trick.