It’s Like A Barbara Walters Interview

59 Replies to “It’s Like A Barbara Walters Interview”

1. “Do you feel lucky, huh do ya , punk ?”
   Why yes, thanks for asking.
   44 magnum

2. “You are a .44 Magnum”
   cool
   make my day!
   biatch!

3. AK-47. OK, but I don’t like the commie overtones. Only 3 possible outcomes so far?

4. .44 Magnum — go figure.
   Fired a .357 Magnum once. Was on a business trip to Florida. Picking us up at the airport, our Tallahassee-based co-worker took us right from there to a range on a state (or national, I forget which) park. After running through the safety procedures and the operating instructions for each firearm, he hands me his wife’s Colt Python — or what I called the anti-aircraft gun.
   Like I said, I fired the thing. Once.
   No mishaps, but my hands stung for a few minutes afterwards. Spent the rest of the afternoon plinking with some smaller calibre rifles, which was a ton of fun.
   Best business trip E V E R !

5. Uzi,baby.

6. AK-47
   and my nick name used to be “dirty hairy”:-)))

7. I wanna be a 44 Magnum.
   (BTW, notice how the subtitles are in some kinda Scandi? With weird circles over the vowels and such? They’re everywhere, those Scandis, infiltrating our culture, bless them.)

8. Filled out the survey from Chicago, and it proclaimed: Carl Gustav m3, and I note that DHS cars are now filling the hotel entrance. Hmmmm.
   Not really. Uzi for me, and it’s rather bad@ss, so that’s OK.
   mhb23re
   at gmail d0t calm

9. I’m definitely NOT an Uzi! That’s a crappy quiz.