Marketing Campaigns Of The Apocalypse

26 Replies to “Marketing Campaigns Of The Apocalypse”

1. omfo

2. Guess if you were gay, it could be a nice change of pace.

3. I knew someone who had some. He was hoarse for weeks.

4. By that theory, women who swallow should become more like men alkaline flavor notwithstanding.
   If it isn’t a Marxist plotter it’s a made scientist trying to change the world with another theory.
   We are living in interesting and insane times.

5. Maybe Red’Bull’ isn’t what we thought it was…

6. Do you fight the urge to paw the ground after drinking it?

7. Gives a whole new meaning to “soda jerk”

8. celina
   […….omfo……..]
   Precisely mine own sentiment…..
   Is this PTSD from earthquakes?

9. Suckers!

10. I knew someone who had some. He was hoarse for weeks.
    Maybe Red’Bull’ isn’t what we thought it was…
    Stop it! Stop it! I just finished cleaning the snorted coffee off the keyboard when the next post came.
    At least let me clean up first before the next quip.
    🙂

11. I find this whole idea hard to swallow

12. johnbrooks
    The dogs are looking at me funny….like “fight or fly” is about to kick in….

13. Will it be available as a “float” with the breast milk ice-cream from England?
    And will bull semen be available for those that are competing in the weight lifting / discus events as opposed to those events requiring speed?
    It makes as much sense as having roe on soda crackers for a swimmers breakfast.

14. No Wa-a-e-e-e-i-g-h-h-h!!

15. The Apocalypse?
    Four Horsemen or foreplay?

16. The Apocalypse?
    Four Horsemen or Foreplay?

17. To make amends for my double post, I offer for free the perfect name to anybody who gets Canadian marketing rights for an ice-cream version: Spermoni

18. Well.. It does come from the land down under…

19. Come on . . .

20. Semen as energy drink? So, it’s come to this…

21. Not much chance of it becoming a national drink here…nothing but gelding juice would do for our lot.

22. Don’t forget, “culture matters.”

23. Horse piss to stop procreation. Horse Semen to initiate same.
    “They shoot horses don’t they”?

24. I’ve heard a number of theories about why the great Roman Empire — the origin of Western democracy — collapsed.
    Some said that it was because “Nero fiddled while Rome burned”, others said it was because the lead pipes bringing potable water to Roman homes caused massive lead-poisoning and everyone went mad. Others said it was because of the hedonism, the sex orgies, and the adoption of the phallic symbol — statues of penises were everywhere — that led to democracy’s demoralization and collapse.
    In modern democracy, I don’t think there’s much of a threat from mad fiddlers or lead water pipes, but phallic symbols certainly seem to be popping up again all over the place, in various permutations. And obsession with the fallacious unnatural powers of the genitalia is certainly driving some people to the brink of madness and to forget its real value: its natural and supernatural God-given purpose for reproduction and the creation of new life.

25. Yes it does Davenport, that’s why we try to protect ours from stuff like this. Next they’ll be selling powdered rhino horn as a willy stiffener. Certain other cultures do that already, its why there’s hardly any rhinos left.
    One of the best ways to expose a bad idea is to ridicule the hell out of it. You should know, you get ridiculed pretty near every time you comment.

26. Well.. It does come from the land down under…
    Semen as energy drink? So, it’s cum to this…
    ————–
    No! No! No! Make it stop!