The First American Prime Minister Without Training Wheels

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“A cautious politician does not ride a bicycle, when there is a risk of falling off and landing on the front page of the newspaper.”

Of course, a press release like this can mean only one thing… the Mole is back!
EBD sees campaign slogan gold!

A cautious politician doesn’t stand on a footstool. A cautious politician doesn’t throw a baseball. A cautious politician doesn’t cross the street at an uncontrolled intersection. A cautious politician doesn’t go out after dark. A cautious politician doesn’t ride a bike. A cautious p…
I dub thee “Mike Danger.”

h/t Iceman

54 Replies to “The First American Prime Minister Without Training Wheels”

  1. Hey, if he rides that bike on a tightrope, across Niagara Falls, I’ll vote for him. Come on, Mike Danger!

  2. I’m not sure if that smile on Iggs face is tortured or pleasured, either way I’d say that bike doesn’t have a seat. Poor pathetic Igg.

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