How Long Did It Take? – small dead animals

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(Man, we’re getting good at this.)

12 Replies to “How Long Did It Take?”

Every time some famous event happens, the drooling idiots of society invent a conspiracy. I suppose the truth isn’t enough fun for them…

Wow, death defying logic.

If you take Ken Lay’s face, and morph it back to a 23-year-old, you get… Lee Harvey Oswald!!!!!!!!!

Cionspiracy theories are the parlour game of a new generation.

Paul UFO Hellyer endorses UFOs: So does Max Headroom.
BBC – Manchester – Entertainment – I made the Roswell alien
Film of the fake alien autopsy at Roswell convinced millions around the world of … chancers Ray Santilli and Gary Shoefield whose film fooled the world. …
http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/articles/2006/04/07/070406_alien_interview_feature.shtml

I like a good conspiracy theory, they’re like ghost stories or UFO sightings, very entertaining but pure fiction, not to be confused with reality.

Dear Laura,
I am the reason why things are what they appear to be. I control Karl Rove, Bush, the Clinton’s, Al, Teddy – all of them. I have the secret ingredients for Coke, and know why the sky is blue. This is my plan – my plan to control you and the other minions of the blogsphere…and it’s working
Signed,
THE MAN

I watched the broadcast when it aired, hosted by whatsisname frakes of star trek fame.
it was obvious to me it was nothing more than a ‘card trick’. for some reason, conveniently, the ‘pathologists’ never allowed the ‘cameraman’ a CLEAR UNOBSTRUCTED CLOSE UP VIEW of the ‘alien’s’ remains. despite the signifcance of the event. like the camera man was some hopping little puppy dog that stumbled in on it with a video camera attached to its back.
the ‘cameraman’ was constantly ‘looking over the shoulder’ of the examiners, instead of them fully cooperating with the creation of a permanent visual record.
fake fake fake fake.
ken lay is dead, I attribute that partly to the stress he felt at the prospect of spending the rest of his life a concrete and iron bar squallor. period.
alas, there are those still living who firmly latch on to the notion that pearl harbour was orchestrated by roosevelt himself as an excuse to get america into the war.
sigh ….

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Well, down here in beautiful downtown Houston, there are two very different views. A lot of the folks who lost their savings, jobs and pensions, the death of Ken Lay is either what he deserved or the “easy” way out. The politicians and movers and shakers in business & society, Ken Lay was a well loved soul who just happened to make an error in judgement. There are enough articles in today’s newspaper (yeah, I still read it) to take up the entire Saskatoon paper, ads and all.
Fake death conspiracy? Please, give me a break. After all this is the state of the “grassy knoll”. Ol’ kenny is sitting on the beach in sunny (#$^&(%# right now as we speak.