Celebrating Federal Environment Minister McKenna’s contributions to Canada

“Hello, this is 9-1-1, how may we help you?”

“I’d like to report an emergency.”

“Can you tell me what’s happened and where? Are there any injuries?”

“Certainly. What’s happened is that hundreds of years ago people started burning coal, which made things better, so they burned more, and then there were a lot more people, then they discovered oil, which caused a lot of development and then there were a lot more people, and now they are using so much of it that the world might warm up 2 degrees in 50 years.”

“Well…thanks for the background, I guess. I’m not sure what you’re getting at…” And it gets weirder…

18 Replies to “Celebrating Federal Environment Minister McKenna’s contributions to Canada”

  1. “The situation you’re describing is a little different though, it sounds like you can control the flow yourself. So that’s as good a place as any to start. What you need to do is shut off the natural gas line to your house. Next you need to take your car keys and either flush them down the toilet or throw them in a river if one is handy.”

    “We need to think bigger, like stopping the world from using fossil fuels immediately. I’m not talking about me.”

    Sums it up pretty well. It is always YOU who has to stop flying, never Al Gore, or David Suzuki…

  2. Is this an earthshaking dirty little secret?
    This is an excerpt from Wikipedia on Climate Barbie’s biography:

    “McKenna was a senior negotiator with the United Nations peacekeeping mission in East Timor which culminated in the Timor Sea Treaty providing for the joint exploitation of petroleum resources in a part of the Timor Sea.[9] She is also a lecturer at the University of Toronto’s Munk School of Global Affairs.” ….yadda, yada, yada…

    WHAT? – …THE TIMOR SEA TREATY PROVIDING FOR THE JOINT EXPLOITATION OF “””PETROLEUM RESOURCES”””” IN A PART OF THE TIMOR SEA…

    NOOO! It MUST be another Catherine McKenna.

    Shame, shame on Barbie. She fancies herself as an
    E-N-V-I-R-O-N-M-E-N-T MINISTER? What gives?

    TSK! TSK!

      1. Great find

        You get an A

        Job well done

        Max called her out a while

        « You’re a liar and a fraud »

        Maxime Bernier
        @MaximeBernier

        1. CO2 is not “pollution.”

        2. Increasing gas prices by four cents will have zero effect on climate.

        3. You can’t “make life more affordable” by taking money and giving back a portion of it.

        4. You’re a liar and a fraud.

        Catherine McKenna
        @cathmckenna

        As of today, it’s no longer free to pollute anywhere in Canada. Canadians understand that climate change is real and they want us to act. That’s why we’re putting a price on pollution and working with Canadians to make life more affordable. #ClimateActionNow

        https://mobile.twitter.com/MaximeBernier/status/1112677625619759105

      2. Is the fact that she is so well educated and so stupid and indictment of our education system? I suspect it might also be more of an indictment of our legal profession in determining that truth is something made up by politically motivated Liberal judges in the post democracy era.

    1. She must have been a barrel of laughs in high school. I’ll bet she was on the student council or the head cheerleader, figuring that her status entitled her to boss people around.

      I knew people like that at the schools I attended as a teenager. They weren’t very nice but, oddly enough, they had their admirers and followers.

      1. “She must have been a barrel of laughs”…

        All those laughs… she had to charge Canadians a fortune for new photos because as Sheila G Reid said, she has CROWS Feet!!!!!

        https://youtu.be/5kq-BwHwr9s

        She should put some shoes on, nobody will notice!
        Oh, right.
        Or get some …
        …”Age Defying” Face Cream.

        AH haha!

    1. Her pseudo-intellectual word salad in the YouTube video @1208 only confirms that she’s not playing with a full deck. Then again, I don’t think she ever did.

  3. Shocking THIS coming from the CBC?
    To be fair Rebel News covered this first:

    https://youtu.be/ukmtpYuTUaU

    Funnies From the comments:
    Michael Megale: ” Climate Bimbo and her cadre of acolytes”
    Yammieboy says: ” 31 people reviewing a tweet”

    This is our Government at its best!

  4. She knows the BIG NUMBERS, check this out.
    Likely she borrowed JT’s quantum computer to figure this out while she burned the midnight oil, er, rather …
    while she burned the LED lights:

    https://youtu.be/QLQRU-eyK2U

    Sounds serious.
    In the comments: “every time she opens her mouth we lose money.”
    Ya, no kidding!

  5. (Check out the giggle, is she insane?)
    At 1:20 -1:21 the CBC narrator says that McKenna has ‘experience’ in negotiating in “international affairs.” Yes, right.

    As mentioned at 11:31 pm above, like the “Timor Sea Treaty” providing for the “exploitation of PETROLEUM RESOURCES in a part of the Timor Sea.”

    What?
    The CBC has no shame.

    The following video is about Climate Barbie NEEDING a free trip to France, well, because YOU know, it’s about the ever important
    PARIS AGREEMENT and because she has “negotiating experience.”

    O-k-a-y, PARIS! Ooo, là, là!
    Stick ’em up and just give us the money!

    https://youtu.be/ogpZKP-JIQU

  6. Not one single government person anywhere will stop doing anything that they want to force us to do. Not one single “green” idiot could even survive 48 hours without fossil fuels of some sort. I think they are all terminally stupid and they should be the very first to suffer for their stupidity.

  7. “What me stop using airplanes? No, no. Everyone knows planes run on jet fuel not oil.”

    Said by an environmentalist to a friend of mine whilst they were seated next to each other on a flight to the US.

    It’s quite simple, if global warming was a real emergency, then Turdeau, McKenna, Gore, et al would not fly on airplanes.

    Hey, Max. This would make a devastating ad.

  8. I manage a large building. Our gas bill would make a Capo apologize to his Don for being a bad earner, starving the mark.
    Then again the state always get their money, is more ruthless and hides the bodies better. Case in point:
    $200 worth of gas, $800 gas bill including carbon taxes near the value of the gas, plus other legal thievery like “storage.”
    Why target the cleanest of the greenhouse gases like that? Patrick Moore knows – that’s not the “green” agenda at all.
    Hint: transitioning to natural gas from other fossil fuels without collecting obscene lucre would not advance the revolution.

  9. The Nat Gas quandary for the melon heads eliminates most of Vancouver Hi-rise building’s heat source… The CO2 nonsense is the tip of a fake ice-burg that can’t have any measured results..

    The CANADIAN Plastic recycling fraud should wake people up to the legal liability when the Front End is the only part that worked. Collecting Enviro Fees, in the Billions and convincing PLL to collect their Plastic… and then disposing of that garbage to Counties that were created by Volcanic action. Canada’s ignorant action has polluted the Oceans.. Trillions in Liability debt coming your way..

    Now they want to eliminate ALL plastics so they can keep charging Enviro fees… and nobody has looked into Hospital Operating Rooms or drug Stores….The Stupid is Strong

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