Ir you’re a human being, you won’t get the jokes: Steve Martin on the Tonight Show, from 1973.
Your tips are welcome in the comments.
Ir you’re a human being, you won’t get the jokes: Steve Martin on the Tonight Show, from 1973.
Your tips are welcome in the comments.
Bob Rae Compares Canadian Yellow Vests To ‘Brownshirts’
“#YellowVests are the new Brownshirts, Blackshirts and Whitehoods, vigilantes prepared to spew hatred and do great harm. If you want to debate you don’t need a uniform.”
https://www.spencerfernando.com/2019/01/12/terrible-bob-rae-compares-canadian-yellow-vests-to-brownshirts/
I remember when a debate was an exchange of arguments and pointed rebuttals that led to a decision based on the winning most logical and convincing orator. Now we get Question Period or even worse during the election campaigns when the voters are just outright told what to think. I don’t know what they get for debate in France, or if it has more substance. For someone from the political party world saying if the populace is hungry to be heard then let us have a “debate”, it is this eras “let them eat cake”.
I don’t like to see the violence in the alternatives but there it is.
A smart politician would recognize that there’s a growing movement, and get out in front of it to lead it.
We apparently don’t have smart politicians.
Rae’s “deplorable” moment.
Buffalo Bob. The man was an idiot then and is even dumber now.
OWG and B A, I have to admit what little respect I had for Mr. Rae dropped dramatically after that mean-spirited remark. And many in the corporate media will cheer him for making it.
Aw, c’mon. Bob’s finest moment was his skinny dip with Rick Mercer.
Is Canada Even a Country. In this article they discuss the Trudeau Post National State of the Former Canada. http://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/world/2018/december/is-canada-even-still-a-country-how-canadas-identity-crisis-could-threaten-the-us
Well Bob, I guess your antifa are the storm troopers of the left. And that means the left are a bunch of Nazis.
Hey Bob, weren’t the Nazis the National SOCIALIST German Workers Party.
Bingo JOE. Precisely.
I never hear or see ANY MSM – POLITICIAN at any time…..have a goddamned thing to say about the REAL Brownshirts. Bobs favourite bunch of guys… AntiFa SCuM…??
Typical Communist Bufoon.
Bob Rae is an elitist authoritarian leftist jerk. He wants all dissent to be ineffective and under the control of censorious leftist institutions. Yellow vests signify a grass roots “movement”, something the left fears more than anything because they are the collective voices of people freely getting together to tell their precious state to piss off (in harsher language). Besides, It’s un-Canadian to break out of the bovine chute of the state corral. If people are disobedient in large enough numbers, the statists loose control and for a socialist, you can’t afford that as you could lose power. Rae was the first Premier to bankrupt Ontario and in a sane world, he should be humble about his lifelong failures, quietly retiring somewhere distant. He’s like Jimmy Carter in that respect.
Well said. You articulated the great divide in Canada and elsewhere perfectly.
For some background on Bob Rae:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Rae
I’m not condoning Bob Race’s harshness, however in an effort to understand where he’s coming from … read on:
Bob Rae ‘s background would make one understand his strong language. His paternal grandfather, Goodman Cohen, fled the pogroms of the 1890s Palanga, Lithuania.
For more info see the mini biography of Saul Rae 1914-1999.
Yah, and most of America fled oppression in one way or another. I don’t give a flying F what his grandaddy fled, he’s an elitist piece of scum, worried that if the peasants revolt, he might have to get a real job. Of course that would probably mean working as a legal aid flunky defending the very people he despises, and make no mistake, Bobby despises most of us.
Pograms that the government at the time seemed to be okay with.
Just because you had an ancestor that was abused and considered less than human is no excuse for abusing people and treating them like they are less than human yourself.
Also that biography says he found out about this ancestry as an adult. His biography also seems to indicate that he comes from a long line of governmental swamp creatures with ties to senior bureaucracy, CBC, and Power Corp. He is indeed worthy of priority boarding at the heliport.
My guess is that his harsh language has nothing to do with his family history, but a lot to do with him being an asshole, and perhaps seeing what his future holds if people follow the example of France.
What is a Bob Rae?
Bob Rae is a traitor and he sees them as a threat. I hope he’s scared shitless for the rest of his life.
I always remember this GREAT story about the fake, sneering FAUX-CIALIST that is Boob Rae:
thank-you-bob-rae-for-stealing-my-plane-seat
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/thank-you-bob-rae-for-stealing-my-plane-seat/article587816/
“But Chairman Rae, I thought we were all equals under the bright shining light of Dipper Socialism ?!”
“Out of my way peasants, I am in the Politburo and entitled to my entitlements”
Excellent I hope all of the elites and media keep that up in Canada for you know that they think they know much better than us in fly over country you know we would be a backwards country if it wasn’t for our great cities and their minions that think all food comes from a store.
As for Bob the sell out Rae selling the 407 to the elites and make promise after promises of breaking every one of them while adding to ontarians debt load into being one of the largest in the world.
Well done Bob Rae come this 2019 Federal is election the NDP I cannot vote for or for the LibCon Uniparty as well.
Canada needs an about hard right turn so as Canadians we can tell the corrupt elites in power and in the Lying media what we really think of them all.
This election is our last chance if ordinary Canadians do not wrestle back the power from the elites as in Power corporation has owned every Prime Minister since Pierre Trudeau look it up, I double dare you.
I am supporting The Peoples Party and pray to God that Max is our next PM.
Oh and Bob Tae go to hell you Lying sellout of piece of sh**
Self-appointed elites/guardians are the authors of all the societal problems they purport to be uniquely qualified to “solve.”
Collectivism and statism, not individualism
The coercive not the voluntary
“Civic” not civil society
Masters not servants
The secularism of collectivism and state wisdom not spiritual strength
Grievance not harmonious
Zero sum not plus sum
Envy and resentment not the uplifting of mankind
Unenlightened despots not “giving back”
If you want to debate, you talk about ideas. If you don’t know how to debate, you call names.
The usual projection of accusing others of your conduct. When he was ON Premier, we called it ZimBobRae.
Nothing worries the far left fascists more than when their ideological stranglehold on the one party State is being threatened especially when it involves those they rule over… thats when the comfortable ivory tower fascists like Ray start calling the peasants, ‘fascists”…. How much money does a useless twat like Boob Ray cost the taxpayer… isn’t he collecting two political pensions, federal and provincial… ? Effing scumbag. Remember, when you don’t agree with globalist far left dictates and you then express your opposition by demonstrating your disagreement then that makes you a Nazi and a KKKer, just ask Turdhole or his script writer PM Buttfuk.
What no treats? Steve should have trained his rented dogs to sing or do this:
https://youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw
That video reminds me of the first dachshund my parents had.
My father was a diabetic and he kept to a strict dietary routine, which included having an evening snack. But, the deal was that when he ate something, she got something as well.
There were times when he was a few minutes behind schedule and the little lady would sit in front of the fridge and bark to remind him it was icebox raiding time. She always seemed to know when to do it.
Ahhh. Nice story. Dogs are so smart.
My cousin trained her dog to fetch her Dad’s slippers every evening, on command, when she heard her dad pull into the driveway, to the delight of her dad when he finally came through the door. The dog was so faithful and happy to see his owner that he wagged his tail while running for the slippers like a maniac. Doggie didn’t expect a treat, he just offered pure ♡ and wet licks!
I might have mentioned this before, but it’s worth repeating.
We used to have a cockatiel and she and that dachshund became a team. Whenever my father came home, the bird would see his truck first, because her cage was well above the floor. When she saw the truck, she would perk up and wait until she saw the top of the toque that my father wore. That was a signal to the dog to get ready.
After she saw it bobbing by the dining room window, she would start calling and the dackel would run to the door to the back landing and start barking.
When my father came inside, he’d open the door, throw in his toque, and the dog would joyously run off with it.
My parents always travelled with the bird but, during one trip to where I was living at the time, she spooked on night. She seriously injured herself, only to die shortly after they all arrived. The dachshund really missed her.
https://youtu.be/Od0it_o2e4k
Meet Belle and Kringle, the odd couple. They are best pals. I am enamored how they interact and are so gentle with each other and seemingly respectful, even sharing food. Amazing!
I regularly gaze at chickadees in the yard. They are not afraid of humans, one once landed on me for a few seconds! Lo and behold, last summer, shiny green, barely visible hummingbirds were zooming around like helicopters, after nectar from red geraniums!
Back to dog and bird. Nice story except for the unfortunate accident. How sad, so sorry. Hope this video brings back similar good memories!
Thanks for the link.
I don’t think the two of them were ever that close as I was living on my own by then. The cockatiel was in the family for about a dozen years before the dog arrived, so the latter was a relative stranger.
My mother mentioned that one day, the bird flew onto the floor and the dog jumped on her, pinning the wings with her front feet. Someone was severely reprimanded for that, even though her genetic ancestors probably told her that’s what she had to do.
The dog in the video reminds me a lot of the last dachshund in the family. He’s also a short-haired mini and likes his bacon and eggs. He also unwraps his presents in the same way.
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You’re welcome!
Hard to believe perhaps, but Martin was reached the highest level of popularity for a stand up ever.
(He)Brew Me A Mug!
To quote the second most amazing President in the world, “President Trump is right. I built a wall along Israel’s southern border. It stopped all illegal immigration. Great success. Great idea
https://www.gearbubble.com/bibibrew
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Peer review:
Widely cited study of fake news retracted by researchers
https://nypost.com/2019/01/11/widely-cited-study-of-fake-news-retracted-by-researchers/
You can’t make this $hit up, they can.
I was a regular watcher of Carson at the ripe old age of 13.
A little later on in life, along with the Zeppelin, Rush, Sabbath, Floyd and Yes 8-tracks and cassettes regularly enjoyed in my first few cars, I also kept a selection of Carlin, Robin Williams, Dangerfield, Cosby and Steve Martin tapes at the ready. I miss the honest, cutting edge, inspired, imaginative and honestly funny humor this generation of comedians regularly provided.
Steve Martin on… “How to become a millionaire and NEVER pay taxes.”
“First…. get a million dollars.”
“Now, ….”
Is Great Leader Justin putting Canadians at risk?? In Canada the tightly controlled and censored media rants that taking in the Saudi teen is about feminism and family abuse. Little mention about her renouncing islam. But elsewhere in the world the media, including CNN states its about renouncing islam. As a journalist at Trudeau’s CBC stated yesterday, this will go a long way to getting that UN security seat for justin. I’m sure its not by chance that the UN worked with the Trudeau government to bring the woman to Canada, and that she was wearing a UN hat. So in order for our Great Leader to get that UN seat and all the great photo ops that go with it during the election, he is making Canada and Canadians the number one target of every terrorist group on the planet.
Doubt there will be any votes from the OIC for Trudeau over this, and they are the largest voting block.
Asking for obvious reasons, how is this Saudi teen going to be protected in Canada? Does the Trudeau fronted government have a plan for her to live freely and be safe?
Maybe the “powerful voices” of ex ISIS members will be enough to protect her.
She’s going to need $10.5 million.
I had not thought about that — retaliation from angry extremists — but there may well be a price to pay. Canada is indeed being run by the UN. Max is one of the few politicians to have figured this out.
Renouncing Islam indeed. She said that to get sympathy.
Far more likely that daddy found out his little girl was going to the kitchen to gorge on black pudding. Maybe she gave up on the parts of Islam that forbade women from acting like whores. No word on whether she now believes it’s wrong to murder Jews and Christians and gorge on their entrails.
In Europe people are routinely murdered for trying to leave Islam. Canada never offers ex-Muslims asylum even if their lives really are in danger. Trudeau is only doing this to make Trump and the Saudis look bad.
A government run by grownups would not get involved in family quarrels.
Send her back.
She will not be sent back and she can’t go back, her life would be in danger. She was hugged in by Chrystia Freeland, now she will be given a health card, and all the perks of every Canadian citizen.
This is part of Trudeau’s feminist agenda, saving a damsel in distress from oppression. He might be up for some kind of Nobel award before this is all over…Humanitarian or something of that order.
But what about Asia Bibi? Surely we should offer her (and her family) asylum as well.
I just binge watched three movies from the Library; ‘Atlas Shrugged’ 1, 2, and 3. It is very interesting comparing how socialist rule is working out compared to their theoretical.
Basically, they were spot on. Although the perpetual motion energy machine was annoying. For an objectivist movie, how could they put something in the plot that ignores all the rules of thermodynamics?
My dad tells me that the USSR banned the movie ‘The Grapes of Wrath’; because even in depression era America, poor people still had a car to get to California with.
Whiny indians are suing the federal government again(taxpayers). The media reports that indians are taking their lands back(Canada), because of fish farms or something. Taxpayers providing money for indians to sue taxpayers. Although no word on whether George Soros and the Tide foundation are kicking in some money for the lawsuit.
Agitating for aboriginal rights is another way to break up nation states. It is happening everywhere:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6583733/Fury-councils-axe-politically-incorrect-Australia-Day-celebrations.html
This helps to explain why there was no celebration of achievements in Canadian history in our own 150th celebrations.
I should add, that on a recent visit to the Canadian History museum, I discovered that roughly 40% (my estimate) is devoted to aboriginal history. The Canadian History hall was redone for the 150th. Oddly the displays focus a lot on controversies and pay a great deal of attention to aboriginals. Now, there already was a First Nations section which remains in tact. ( That is included in my 40% estimate.) I visited for the first time (since the rennovation) over the holidays. My sense was that something was out of whack, and that the Canadian story has been revised to suit current political aims. Maybe it is just me.
The Toronto Star explains today how white western law is evil to Indians. They quote an indian scholar named Napoleon(you can’t make these things up), who states that we should honour and obey non elected chiefs of such wise clans in B.C. like the Big Frog Clan, Little Frog Clan, Fireweed And Owl Clan, House Beside The Fire Clan, House Of Many Eyes Clan, and of course the ever popular Rafters On Beaver House Clan. I’m not making this up.
Pardon me, it was in the Globe and Mail not the Star.
well, let’s see. the Indians had no written language, did not have the wheel. some practiced a primitive agriculture. no toilets, no plumbing of any sort and their buildings were primitive or tents. I am not sure just how big a museum would be needed. They warred with other tribes and at times practiced cannibalism. To state that any such culture was superior to that which was imposed on them is foolishness.
“… the car is just not another consumer item, and not just a very important consumer item; rather, that it is something incredibly special, something that ranks with only a handful of other technologies that can truly be said to have liberated mankind. In a sense, the car is morally different from most other consumer goods. It has a major ethical dimension, …”
https://atlassociety.org/commentary/commentary-blog/4183-auto-mobility-and-freedom
Why they want you out of cars.
Always more important than what they are attacking; WHY ARE THEY ATTACKING THAT THING IN PARTICULAR.
Why is supply management so important?
Why is the oil and gas being attacked?
Why is the mining industry being attacked?
Why is the forestry industry being attacked?
Why is manufacturing being attacked?
Why is agriculture being attacked?
Why is animal ownership being attacked?
Why is the family unit being attacked?
Why is the idea of marriage being attacked?
It is a concerned effort to break down Western economies and institutions and lay the ground work for one-world government, which will be communist and totalitatian. Really, there is no other explanation.
Communist and totalitarian, enforced by sharia, or is it Islamic and totalitarian (I’m repeating myself), enforced by communism. It doesn’t matter, it’s all one and the same thing, and the leftist elitists can’t wait to impose it on us deplorables fast enough.
I believe the totalitarian left is using Muslims to break down social cohesiveness. Once a totalitarian state is in effect, Muslims will not be supported — at least not as part of the power elite. They are a temporary means to an end. The fact that Sharia directly conflicts with Western values is helpful to the globalists in the short term.
Someone posted a few days ago that Muslims and commies brought down the shah of Iran. After the ayatollahs took over, many of the communists were executed.
Once sharia becomes the law of (post-national, sharia-compliant, gender-balanced, carbon-neutral Soros vassal built on stolen aboriginal land) Canada, I can imagine something similar happening here.
Exactly what Maurice Strong was all about, his dream, although he is dead it is still progressing. The environmental extremists are doing their bit to make it happen, this is already evident and we will be paying dearly.
The “enviromentalists” are really socialists. It is a subtefuge.
Linda L. Exactly….all of those are sidebars and have been happening for some 60 years….slowly but surely, one small step at a time.
The Big one to ensure it all comes together is the FRAUD known as Climate Change.
The Attempted destruction of Western Hemisphere Capitalism via ENERGY POVERTY. Done so by Mandating Renewabes + Carbon Taxation.
So far they are winning….
I’m sitting back and waiting for our dynamic Climate Duo (Barbie-Butts), to come up with New Fuel Stds. Say 20-25% Ethanol mandated in all gasolines. Given the much reduced BTU/Litre of Ethanol – one will have to fill up at least 13-15% MORE often – and pay all that TAX LOAD ….more often.
See, its not the Environment – its the Money as it always has been and always will be.
Yes, good old ethanol. Just another hydrocarbon, which also happens to be highly toxic.
Thankfully actual science is against increasing the ethanol content of gasoline. The mutual solubility of gasoline and alcohol only allows alcohol content below 10% or over 85%. Otherwise they just don’t mix well and create other weird problems.
The fact that it takes more diesel fuel to make alcohol than you get out of the alcohol would be lost on these idiots.
ethanol requires five units of energy to make four units of ethanol. yep a sure way to create more energy.
Because statists want your reference to be to them, not your fellow citizens.
Marx believed free enterprise and voluntary, harmonious transactions, steeped in grievance as he was, “atomized” individuals, who then stopped caring for each other, unbothered by his anti-intuitive, contradictory characterizations.
As usual Marx got it completely wrong, that statism removes personal transactions which must flow through the state.
Then again, Marx was too dim to understand how economic activity actually worked, so created his own theory of determinism where wants, needs and actions were wholly dependent on “class,”
Ah, but the grievance and envy remain, where people think they have a right to the fruits of other’s labours.
When something produces an obligation on another, it can never be a right.
One could say that computers and smartphones have done the same thing, but, then, certain companies want to dictate what one sees and thinks.
Privately-owned cars and trucks are useful for transporting guns to freedom fighters under the noses of authorities. That won’t do at all.
This is all about making sure that we won’t be able to resist when our masters are finally ready to haul us off to the catfood and lampshade factories.
Maybe they just so despise the successful America of the 50’s and early 60’s that they mindlessly attack anything and everything associated with Middle Class Flyover America.
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/us-approved-thousands-of-child-bride-requests/ar-BBS79Bk?ocid=ientp
“The country where most requests came from was Mexico, followed by Pakistan, Jordan, the Dominican Republic and Yemen. Middle Eastern nationals had the highest percentage of overall approved petitions.”
An amusing read
http://www.unz.com/chopkins/the-war-on-populism/
I particularly liked Bashar al Assad, the sadistic nerve-gassing Monster of Syria, who illegally invaded and conquered his own country in defiance of the “international community.”
I would change this articles much-used phrase of “global capitalist ruling class” to simply “global ruling class”. There’s not much “capitalism” involved in feudalism.
“There’s not much “capitalism” involved in feudalism.”
There was a time when capitalism was liberalism. Actually it still is but progs and nouveau-fascists have absconded with the term liberal.
Absolutely, and crony capitalism is not capitalism any more than democratic socialism is democratic, or “progressivism” is anywhere near authentic liberalism; it is a derivative of Marxism and that is why it fuses so well with socialism and fascism.
Which statists and collectivists accuse of and project on to authentic liberals/individualists and free enterprisers.
….Steve Martin, one of the last great comedians…He should do the Oscars and probably I watch!
Now facts are evil.
https://wattsupwiththat.com/2019/01/12/pielke-and-lomborg-accused-of-fact-mongering/
So now the post-science, post-fact, “scientists” diminish Feynman? Crimeny! Feynman was the the only author who got me THRU Physics with his clear and logical presentation of Physics TRUTHS. Feynman is my HERO! How can any self-respecting scientist reject Feynman?!
Feynman loathed much of the scientific establishment. For example, he was apparently considered for a Nobel Prize but he declined it on principle. He didn’t believe in that sort of thing.
Feynman won the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1965.
You’re right. Maybe I was thinking about his being reluctant to accept it:
https://thehotbid.com/2018/11/12/there-are-nobel-prizes-and-then-theres-richard-feynmans-nobel-prize-for-physics-sothebys-could-sell-it-for-1-2-million/
Dr. James Watson, Nobel Prize winner and co-discoverer of the structure of DNA, stripped of titles because of his views:
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/01/nobel-prize-winning-dna-pioneer-stripped-of-titles-after-sharing-his-views-on-iq-and-race/
Yes, but you must understand, he spoke the unthinkable! He has said that certain races are not as intelligent due to their genetic make-up, and even though he is supported in this theory by extensive IQ testing, it is, nevertheless, verbotten, to state facts that may cause hurt feels!
Thinking of Trudeau’s visit to Regina and noticed something that looked very out of place at this rally.
The Canadian Flag.
He feels that Canada is a “post national state” with no core identity.
He set up a border crossing in Quebec to create open borders in Canada, illegal in Canadian law but in line with what he feels are our UN obligations.
He signed up Canada for the UN Migration compact to clear the way to resettle huge numbers of refugees, again superseding Canadian sovereignty and law.
Why would he fly the Canadian flag at these rallies and not the UN flag?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Carleton,_1st_Baron_Dorchester
The Progressives have been making a concerted effort to change Canadian history for a long time. The city of Montreal regularly changes English place names to French names. Dorchester was renamed Réné Lévesque Blvd, University Ave. to Roubert Bourassa, Dorval Airport to Trudeau Airport. There are probably many more examples.
Considering that Guy Carlton did a lot for keeping the French language alive it is most ironic that something as small as a street name was changed. See the list in the link that shows how many places have been named after the first Governor of Quebec. It is just a matter of time until Carleton University will be renamed Trudeau University, or after some other French or Native Notable.
It’s all meant to insult us.
Grove Street in Berkeley was renamed Martin Luther King Jr. Way … decades ago … . Objecting to the renaming … would get you called names by the PC bullies. What names are you called, Nanc? Franco-phobic?
Moi?
…like the Frank Sinatra song:
“Nancy With the Laughing Face”
Annnnnnnd Now … the “scientific” connection between Trump’s wall and Global Warming.
https://wattsupwiththat.com/2019/01/13/ben-santer-we-need-understanding-not-physical-walls-to-address-climate-change/
Providing a scientific PROOF … of the POLITICAL science of Global Warming, cum Climate Change, cum Sudden Catastrophic Climate Change.
Democrats party in Puerto Rico sun while Government shut down
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/30-dems-in-puerto-rico-with-109-lobbyists-for-weekend-despite-shutdown
Gee they are practicing Turdeau style government.
Huh? I would expect them to party in the “beautiful garden nation” of Haiti? You know the nation they so vigorously defended from MY President’s (reported) “shithole” label …
I assume you have all witnessed the cringeworthy… presentation … by Christa Freeland? The dictionary definition of “grandstanding” has a new entry.
https://youtu.be/r9LJG-W_YJw
Disgusting. What a disgusting woman. And her RED sneakers are just laughable on a woman of her age.
Bobbing her head and speaking slowly like:
Talking— to—three—year—old— C.h.i.l.d.r.e.n.z.z.z.z?
HELP!
Where is her professional stylist? The Fashion Police would have a field day. The pearl necklace and gym clothes don’t work. The purple dress was way better, when she was ‘ot to trot in N.Y.C.
‘ot to trot with the “trans” community in NYC?
Mr. Blackwell, please come back–all is forgiven!
Maybe she figures that if she clicks her heels together, she’ll go back home.
Lethbridge cop drives over deer…repeatedly…
All over the canuck msm….
Truly, a cow, Mom’s most vicious insult of other women.
Trudeau…”I am God”… https://goo.gl/T3d27J
Calling the pizza man: https://edmontonjournal.com/news/national/edmonton-air-traffic-controllers-help-kickstart-national-pizza-drive-for-american-counterparts
For poor old Canada…..“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” William Shakespeare
Facts offend the PC hive mind. One of Professors who discovered DNA stripped of titles for standing by his research that IQ is tied to race and genetics. https://www.rt.com/news/448732-james-watson-titles-revoked/
IQ test. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOFJpsDmKvU
If you enjoyed the H.B.O. series “The Sopranos” here is a ~45 minute 20 Year Reunion talkfest to enjoy:
https://youtu.be/cSUFaSVPCRQ