If Women Ran The World

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1. My beloved first husband kept his good tools in an expensive, Snap-On tool chest. The metrics resided in a bucket. He owned and operated the largest independent garage in San Francisco.

2. One of my stepdaughter’s fiances, #2 I think, drove her home from Denver for the holidays in a new diesel VW (automatic, probably for the best) of which he was very proud. As it was SW Iowa in Winter, the temps had been sub zero and windy for several days. The kid was wearing overly tight jeans, weird tennis shoes, a cropped corduroy jacket and no gloves. Yes, I was judging.
   When we’d go out, he’d drive his krautmobile so they could meet friends after. Almost every time they’d go to leave, the k.m. would not start. Of course, he had no jumper cables and no roadside insurance. The Minister of Finance would brave the weather, dig out the jumpers and show the kid how they worked while lecturing him on taking care of his daughter. He made the kid join him to enforce the lesson. It happened four (4) times. That was the last time we saw him.

3. Oh lord. I just found this. cannot stop laughing. Measuring masculinity by hand gestures? Go find your safe space and quit whining about the fact that things change. Men don’t wear high heels and codpieces as much as they used to – you should try that. Here’s your boy http://softcraze.com/wp-content/uploads/h_1407492400_3906834_6067be7d59.jpeg