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“Sir, I will have a (fruitful, productive) career in your (red-hot, successful) company.”
Hey, his English is a lot better than my Hindi.
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  2. Ouch! I now can see why people grin when I try my “secondary” language of french. I mangles its verry good sirs too.
    My spanglish ain’t much better either.

  3. “I am putting my screwdriver everywhere and seeing what happens…..I am a hidden scientist.”
    “I will have a fruity career with your steamy company and will reach the climax position” LMFAO!! if I was interviewing him I would be on the fails compilation because I would kill myself laughing!!

  4. “Sir, I will have a FRUITY career in your STEAMY company.”
    Hilarious and delightful all at once, I’m sure he will land a job; moxy and a good attitude.
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  6. Yup, that’s how they hire phone-in IT consultants.
    It’s all fun and games till he can’t understand what you’re saying is the problem and you can’t understand what he’s saying about fixing it.

  7. A few years ago I had a girlfriend from Paris. She asked me what “goosebumps” meant; I explained it to her.
    About a month later we were attending a musical performance in a small venue, with maybe twenty or thirty people, most of whom we knew. After one particularly beautiful song she excitedly exclaimed, in a sing-song voice, “Oooh, I have chicken boobs!”
    I explained to her why we were laughing. She laughed.

  8. An idiot named Ionna Roumeliotis of the CBC did a hit piece on Stephen Harper’s visit to Israel, featuring:
    1) the fact that evil Christian conservatives who do not believe in homosexual rights were part of the entourage – left unsaid of course was the Palestinian view on the same subject. Hard to tell what that might be.
    2) A member of the Canadian Arab Federation saying that Harper should have taken Arabs along – left unsaid was that organization having its funding cut for ties to terrorism, a decision that was upheld in court just last week.

  9. Yeah well, that is what I call HINGlish……
    These folk speak English like they are declining a Latin verb.

  14. Matt, if the CBC mentioned the CAF’s link to terrorism, someone may have thought,” But the former head of the CAF(Omar Aghabra) is now one of Justin’s top advisors and BFF.”
    That would not do.
    The CBC is going ‘all in’ with Justin.

  15. Google will translate the Ukrainian written petition below to English ………………….
    ……………………
    Заява в палаті громад
    У ПАРЛАМЕНТІ ASSEMBLED
    Ми, що нижче підписалися громадяни Канади звернути увагу Палати на наступне: ЩО: у вигляді окремих громадян Канади ми не користуються захистом «права власності» в рамках Конституції Канади! отже, закон Канади!
    ТОМУ: Ваші прохачі закликаємо парламент негайно, включати і закріпити назавжди, окремі “права власності” в Конституції Канади.
    …………………………
    Now I need a wealthy Ukrainian Westerner, Canadian, to provide a loaner camper which my wife can drive, while I WALK ACROSS CANADA collecting signatures for “PROPERTY RIGHTS” TO BE ENSHRINED INTO CANADIan Law!
    PM HARPER’S legacy to Canada and a stumbling block for Thomas Mulcair the closet (NDP) COMMUNIST!
    I AM Joe Molnar, Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
    I AM in the Book in Woodstock Ontario..

  16. AGW’s Ship of Fools.
    Our Enemy, the State, now wants to aid/help/assist the AGW Fools.
    …-
    “Antarctic cruise routes face scrutiny”
    “Antarctic authorities want more say over where private expeditions venture after revealing a rescue mission this summer could cost Australian taxpayers $2.4 million.”
    “Permits for a group whose chartered Russian ship became trapped in sea ice last month were issued without considering its proposed course.
    The Australian Antarctic Division (AAD) says it looked at the environmental impact of the expedition, but not its “operational parameters”.”
    http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/20931702/rescued-antarctic-passengers-arrive-home/
    http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/01/22/spiritofmawson-ship-of-fools-apologize-for-mess-face-recovery-costs/#more-101934

  18. I just received an e-mail from the LPC. They are now on a membership drive and it looks like they are going after the young, hip, Trudeauphiles.
    —
    Here are the top 10 reasons to sign up as a member of the Liberal Party of Canada:
    10. For starters, we have an astronaut on our side.
    9. Because the middle class hasn’t had a decent raise in 30 years and it’s time we do something about it.
    8. While we’re at it, let’s raise the bar on accountability and transparency and restore trust in our democracy.
    7. You get a card. A card!
    6. You’ll get to help choose the team by electing your Liberal candidate at your local nomination meeting.
    5. You’ll get to help build the plan by working with Liberals from across Canada to adopt policy resolutions that inspire the Party’s election platform.
    4. You will meet new people online and in-person that share similar values, like the 1,754 Canadians that signed-up or renewed just this week.
    3. Seriously, red looks good on you.
    2. Because you share the Liberal vision of a prosperous, socially just, united and environmentally healthy Canada for all Canadians.
    1. To help Justin change politics and become the next Canadian Prime Minister.
    —
    Really, that is all they got. Three of the top ten reasons are lame jokes, the rest are standard JT platitudes. Perhaps they should have offered a chance to win a lock of Justin’s hair.

  19. Remember: Trust and verify Neo-AGW PR.
    …-
    “Cold Outlook
    From southern Ontario through the Ohio Valley and into the mid-Atlantic region, readings may be 15 degrees below normal through Jan. 26, he said in a forecast. The extreme cold will then remain situated over the Great Lakes and drift into western Quebec.”
    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-01-22/u-s-east-shovels-record-snow-as-temperatures-plunge.html
    …-
    “Stuck in the Ice”
    “The inside story of how a polar expedition went terribly wrong, leaving dozens of tourists and scientists trapped in the ice.”
    http://www.smh.com.au/interactive/2014/stuck-in-the-ice/

  20. Here is the CBC’s hit piece on PM Harper that interviews the CAF director.
    http://www.cbc.ca/player/News/TV+Shows/The+National/ID/2431675890/
    The director of the CAF appears at about the 2 minute mark.
    Here is the list of Arab countries that welcome gays or Jews;
    Here is the list of media that have linked the CAF and Justin;
    Here is the CAF director 3 days ago on CTV;
    http://www.honestreporting.ca/canada-arab-federation-says-should-canada-move-embassy-to-jerusalem-opens-the-door-to-violence-to-achieve-mideast-goals/13517
    And here is the recent court ruling on the CAF’s activities in Canada;
    http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/01/07/federal-court-upholds-government-stopping-funding-to-canadian-arab-federation-over-concerns-it-appears-to-support-terrorist-organizations/

  21. PET Cemetery Report.
    Librano$ Feud Explodes at the Blood Bank Concert.
    …-
    “Bad blood and birthdays: Why did Paul Martin skip Chrétien’s party?”
    http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/bad-blood-and-birthdays-why-did-paul-martin-skip-chretiens-party/article16458236/
    …-
    PaulJr plays air guitar at the Blood Bank Concert:
    http://www.thecanadianpress.com/uploadedImages/Home/Products_and_services/Serivices_for_CP_member_newspapers/Pictures_and_graphics/jan_NEWS.jpeg

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