Marketing Campaigns Of The Apocalypse

HealthyPenis.org.
Don’t complain you weren’t warned.

20 Replies to “Marketing Campaigns Of The Apocalypse”

you just never know
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“The Healthy Penis commercial was selected as a winner for the 26th Annual Telly Awards competition.”
Makes sense. Because the jurists were feeling so insanely super….
“Visit our website, or ask your doctor!”
Or, alternately, sit on a stump and pound your scrotum with a rock.
Regardless of all that, don’t you think I look good in this hat?
Do tell. Because I’m about to convert to Islam.

You have to ask yourself just where the Worlds going when every fourth commercial on TV is about Male Organ Enhancement, or Breast enlargement.
I don’t think the old saw about “Vanity is a Womens vice” is true if it ever was. Historically it was the men who looked & dressed like peacocks? Just get a gander of the costumes they wore. Seems to me the Guys who go for this, are so insecure they probably need a testes augment as well.
Makes the Ladies look Spartan by comparison.
JMO

Huh? That was STD testing propaganda. Had nothing to do with male organ enhancement. And what shows are you watching? I don’t think I’ve ever seen an ad for either penis or breast enlargement (that’s not making it through the spam filter, is it?). Unless you count ads for certain little blue pills. Maybe you need to ask yourself some hard questions about the demographics of the shows you’re watching.

Well it’s not like it’s directed at kids, you’ve got to be able to get the message through to young adults. How else than by something age appropriate?

Revnant Dream – Peacocks, ganders? Freudian slip, or just a play on words?

the warning is too late, wouldn’t help anyway, seems doctors have the means of spreading STD’s from the surgeons table (HPV).
Colonoscopy’s can be dangerous in ways I hadn’t even imagined.
Besides the white penis is obviously larger than the brown – the racist’s.

Well, It 6:20am out here and still dark. Must be a slow lazy day for news and I just don’t feel “up” to it. But, maybe it’s cause I’m so old I don’t even find the viagra commercials interesting anymore!
I know, I’m supposed to believe your only as old as one feels. Let me tell you that the best kept secret is that a lot of old guys take viagra… cause they don’t want to pee on their shoes.
What a crazy world we live in!

Psssst. I forgot— We also don’t want to fall out of bed!

anybody catch the mcleans article a couple years back by the Canadian playboy playmate who lived at hugh hefner’s mansion for a time?
apparently he took to viagra real fast; would pick out which playmate to boink that night, then, that done, he would off to bed and whack off for dessert.
ah the truth will out.
next !!!

Ah jeez, why didn’t someone warn me?

San Francisco Department of Health made this commercial ?
No wonder Ah-Nold’s State is broke.
I can’t take Viagra, besides; how can 4 hours of sex be fun ? That sounds like work, plus, my knees would be a complete wreck.
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This reminds me of another sex education commercial, I’m sure some of you’ve seen it. I can’t remember the specifics but I can’t forget the jingle. It was a rapping penis and vagina and it goes a little somethin like this…hit it: Go penis, go penis, go penis…
With respect to Viagra, Wanda Sykes said it best about men over 60 and Viagra. Paraphrasing, she said that no doctor should give a 60+ man Viagra unless he’s got notes from at least 3 women that want to ruck him.

If you go to the 2009 campaign, you will see they are now showing their ads in Winnipeg. Way to go Winnipeg.

I recognise those costumes. Those kids came to my door on Halloween night.

melwilde
“””Let me tell you that the best kept secret is that a lot of old guys take viagra… cause they don’t want to pee on their shoes.”””””
would it that if’n one had to, ahhh, SIT, that one may then accidently pee out over the front of the bowl:-))))

Begs the question:
If an infected penis of any colour (being completely PC here) refuses to stem it’s infectious/toxic spreading social activity, will the UN declare it a weapon of mass destruction or a peni-demic?