“The not-so-generic ‘Libranos meeting an advertising agency executive in an Italian restaurant somewhere in Montreal’ post” (from SDA’s ‘biting Goldstein’s style’ conceptual series)
Ad executive: “Excuse me fellas, but I’m pinching here. Time for a trip to the little boy’s room!”
(Leaves phat envelope stuffed with unmarked $100 bills on the table.)
First Librano:
Second Librano (with Al Capone pinky ring):
First Librano:
Second Librano (with Al Capone pinky ring):
Third Librano:
Second Librano (with Al Capone pinky ring):
First Librano:
Third Librano:
Second Librano (playing with his Al Capone pinky ring): “…uh, someone’s gotta pick that up before he gets back, y’know.”
Don’t ever degenerate Italian restaurants like this again…..or we’ll send someone to “chat” wit youse.
We serve bella ficima food and we feed anyone….even Libranos.
I will pick up d’ envelope….i need 2 knee replacements and know where I can buy dem in Montreal.