14 Replies to “Coyne”

  1. “They dined on veal medallions, toasted pecans, spring turbot, home pickled onions, and young cucumbers. For dessert, they had chocolate semifreddo, mango terrine, Valrhona chocolate mousse and brandy snap.
    It was all washed down with a respectable savignon blanc and a cabernet merlot.
    At 10:00 p.m. they said goodnight.”
    “Stronach Crosses the Floor”
    “How it happened”
    Globe and Mail, Wed., May 18, 2005.
    By Jane Taber and Karen Howlett

  2. Belinda: Honey, I can’t stand that you’re considering a threesome with that French girl. She just wants to break up our happy household.
    Mackay: But dear, it’s just a temporary thing, until I get my mojo back you know.
    Belinda: It’s cheating, dishonest, and I never agreed to this fling with the french girl in the first place. I can see how you’d find her attractive, being french and all.
    Mackay: But Belinda, I wasn’t going to actually bang her – just use her a bit
    Belinda: So you were going to cheat on me by using her? You pig – get out of my sight!!

  3. I hope some brave MP will have to courage tommorrow to point out that Canada has cancer, and the decision made tommorrow will decide whether we have any hope of getting treatment in the near future.

  4. We’re rich, we can go to a private clinic in the states.
    Universal health care is for the poor, and suckers anyway. So are social safety nets. Stop leaching off our hard earn tax dollars.
    I’ll be glad when this whole country falls apart, because since my dear conservative party was killed, Canada hasn’t been so much fun anymore.
    You know.. maybe we can recind all government services and taxes too! Then we can hole ourselves up in our ranches with our shotguns and wait for the apocolypse.

  5. apoco who? Ya mean Joe Who?
    mockpuppet, it’s easy.
    recind erella? A virus.
    hole ourselves up? ya meanie like the Librano$ holded up the Canucks?
    yamean the PM Martin’s private clinic in Montreal?
    Where is Montreal? In the US, dontcha know.
    Cuba has the best sickness care in Cuba, too.
    Fidel gets the best care in New York City, USA. That bill Clintone has to get off those Cuban ceegars, by gar. Si. Por favor.

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