Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. Genetics. It will kill you every time.

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2. Good one

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3. Many, many years ago when it was determined I had high blood pressure and high cholesterol my doc told me to avoid egg yolks, butter, red meats, sandwich meats and other good things in life like beer.

   I followed that advice for about a month and then decided f*ck it, I want to enjoy eating again, so I abandoned all that nonsense and never thought twice about it again.

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4. Wasn’t there a bit about coffee in one of the old Woody Allen movies?

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   1. Here you go: nutrition in the year 2173:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=485Em2JF34M

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5. 100% of people who eat carrots die.

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