From www.lecornichon.qc.ca
(A lot of readers have been sending me this sort of stuff – I’d love to use it all, but my bandwidth fees are starting to creep into the “uh-oh” range…)
From www.lecornichon.qc.ca
(A lot of readers have been sending me this sort of stuff – I’d love to use it all, but my bandwidth fees are starting to creep into the “uh-oh” range…)
T’Jean has never looked so good.
That’s f****** awesome! No wonder mine was returned…your SP was overloaded
eeee-yikes, it’s a play on the french words, “j’encula”, which means essentially “I sodomized”. Appropriate, n’est-ce pas?
hahahahaha, oui Keith!
here’s a little light-hearted Canadian joke on the weather:
+70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
+60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Canada plant gardens.
+50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Canada sunbathe.
+40 degrees
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Canada drive with the windows down.
+32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior’s water gets thicker.
+20 degrees
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
+15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 degrees
People in Miami all die…
Canadians lick the flagpole.
20 below
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Canada get out their winter coats.
40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Canada are selling cookies door to door.
60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone “Winter Survival” classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Canada rent some videos.
100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians get frustrated because they can’t thaw the keg.
297 below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
460 below
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Canada start saying, “Eh, Cold ’nuff for ya?”
500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Stanley Cup
Or should it say, the Libranos win the next election?
What is that creature over the jeancula’s head about 11:00 high?
Is that the stake to slay/roadkill Martin & his pals?
Record for Guinness: First Canadian politician killed by a gopher.
In the interests of encouraging Canadian enterprise, the PM may be able to help out by posting some of this artwork on his blog
Naturally, only top quality work will be accepted. Any opposition members and most Liberals would be fair game but, in order not to waste anyone’s time and effort, it should be noted that ridiculing the PM himself, Belinda Stronach, Scott Brison or Claude – not that he’s a friend – Boulay will not be tolerated
Instapundit from Canada Free Press:
Saddam Hussein, dictator/murderer of/from Iraq invested $1,000,000 in a company owned by Paul Martin.
Saddam is now safe in the hands of George Bush.
Are Canadians safe in the hands of Paul Martin, Maurice Strong, P. Desmarais? Not.
Canada Free Press also asks whether Paul Martin knew in advance this report was coming; Did Paul Martin pull off his freak show last evening to attempt to deflect/minimize his ownership of this company?
Is Martin in contempt of Parliament?
From LGF:
“Kudlow Hosts Rosett, Bay, and Simon”
Discussion on UN Oil-for-Food scam.
CNBC 5:40 eastern time
Kate,
If you want, send them to me along with what you want on the page. I’ll post them up and fire you back the link. I have a plenty of bandwidth available.
I can also set you up an ftp or webdav area were you can drop your images, and link to them in your posts. That way it only pulls text from your site, and the images from the systems here which doesn’t add to your bandwidth.
This stuff is to cool to be hidden… 😉
beautiful
Damn!
He sure looks good with a
mullet.