This is the question.
Dave Barry- Yoga Trauma
What happened was — prepare to be horrified — a woman took a sip of water during a yoga class. Yes. According to the Times story, which is not a brief story, and which I am not making up, this resulted in a “firestorm.”
see, its called tik tok to mimic the sound of the windup clock timer used with the improvised pipe bomb. fitting no?
I need to find a yoga class where I can drink beer.
The best yoga classes include the “Relaxed Single Malt Sipping Pose”. Advanced students might also attempt the simultaneous “Holding Cigar Without Ash Falling” enhancement.
Red neck yoger.
Alpine water or, horror of horrors, bottled water? The public has a right to know.
Senator Marco Rubio:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ZxJVnM5Gs
Yoga is a spectator sport. They can drink water if they dribble.
And they go insane apparently…
Try to imagine how little I care.
I’m Scottish, and I’m offended. ~:D
I thought this was going to be some kind of bathroom humour story. Very disappointed.
No mention of the “Flaming Fart ” pose? I was disappointed too, Rosseuage.
Don’t forget the Sirocco(hot desert wind) fart “downward facing dog” pose, the Wheel of Fortune fart “standing forward bend” pose and finally the “I hope that was somebody’s shoe scrapping the floor” pose.
I associate yoga with yogurt, not water.