Honey, I Finished The Internet

8 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. Potato

2. That should be GYM’s avatar.

3. When does it leap up onto the guy’s face?

   1. Where’s the young HOT Sigourney Weaver ? SHE knows how to fight these things!

      https://i.pinimg.com/736x/10/eb/d1/10ebd1acd0c7cfaaeae3ccf9d18dfa9b.jpg

      NSFW!!! Warning!! REAL female anatomy!!! Not a speck of hormone retarders.

   2. ebt, he’s searching for a volunteer; so far there have been no takers.

4. Wanna buy…
   Chia Pets?
   Pet Rocks?
   Sea Monkeys?
   Pollywogs?
   Invasion of the bad tropes that go back to the 50s.
   One endless Blob of interweb BS to entertain the rubes.
   Oh, and the spanish language was a nice touch.
   I prefer the Japanese “Monsta!” godzilla shite.
   Etc.
   Sorry, I drank a wee bit then posted this.
   Hemingway always said to write drunk and edit sober….

   1. I’m waiting for its autopsy video …

5. yawn.
   hoax.
   a famous one in Canaduh the rubes claimed to have been abducted, taken on board.
   the quiz show panelist (famous Canadian author Pierre Berton) pegged it. posed an ‘innocent’ question did you go off the flying saucer to relieve yourself?
   they hadnt rehearsed the answer. umm, uhh, ummm, . . . uh, ya. ya, thats it, we did go outside. and we’re sticking to it.
   google Piltdown man.