23 Replies to “The World Needs More Bacon”

  1. So, this morning, me and my lovely wife enjoyed some crispy bacon along with some french toast and maple syrup and orange juice.
    I cooked, which my wife appreciates, and even finds me to be sexy at our advanced ages.
    However, despite our traditional lazy, retired morning, I now worry that I have perpetrated a hate crime, not only for liking bacon and maple syrup and even “french” toast…but also for calling my spouse a “wife.”
    Can some Karen please tell me what to do and think?! Or just scold me for wrong think.
    Sorry if I offended anyone, and I am sorry for saying sorry to anyone who is offended by my saying sorry.
    Otherwise…I LOVE BACON.
    I also love C S Lewis, who had that great thought about Karens. the perennial busybodies. who are miserable, while I merely laugh at their misery.
    OK…sorry to ramble. Have a nice day.

    1. I’m certain you owe several people keyboards. And, in my case, a fresh cup of Columbian coffee with just the right amount of rye.

    2. The only time we eat bacon anymore is when we go south to my daughter’s house, and her Canadian FN’s husband fries up a whole mess of bacon. Yeah, we scarf it up … including my little athletic grand boys. You know bacon grows brain cells!

      I suppose I need to make some bacon, so my wife will get interested in ‘making bacon’ again. If bacon makes me a sex symbol again, then I’m all in.

      Whenever I read about a Karen, I think of CS Lewis’s The Great Divorce, where a bus load of the newly dead are taken for a ride straight to heaven. It’s beautiful. But the Karen’s on the bus are reviled by heaven. They see it as awful and their feet hurt even walking the soft dewy grass. Why? Because. they’re so self centered and self consumed they don’t even recognize heaven when they’re plopped right in the middle of it. They self-select themselves to vacate heaven. Yeah … CS Lewis says heaven will be a beautiful place.

      Here’s a fabulous song by a self-aware (Canadian) Karen who laments she disposed of the greatest love of her life … because she just couldn’t help herself. She kinda hates what she’s become … and just wants to skate away on a river (so Canadian). Yeah, it’s not guitar rock, but pure songwriting/performing genius. Yeah, she’s nutz … but I am a huge fan of her offbeat music.

      https://youtu.be/JhoFdVOx71Q?si=KrzUWff_LnYDiGdk

  2. well well well
    do tell.
    the age olde question, are cops your friend?
    are the ‘on the side’ of free speech, freedom of movement, nay, freedom of THOUGHT advocates out here in the real world? hmm?
    arrested for rude quips online
    https://www.reddit.com/r/AskABrit/comments/10c9j42/is_it_really_true_that_people_in_the_uk_have/
    praying *silently in your head*
    https://adflegal.org/article/uk-army-vet-appeals-conviction-for-praying-silently-near-abortion-facility/
    aaaaaaand now its bacon gets ya an arrest record
    well ‘f’ ’em. l have LESS THAN ZERO INTEREST *ever* going to britannia to check out the historical sights. crikey, lm liable spend the whole time seeing the inside of ‘old bailey’

    1. A brilliant protest! And send one to every Muslim invader MP … if there are any of those like here in the US State of MI

  7. I had a pizza last week with six different kinds of pig based toppings.
    Sausage, pepperoni, two kinds of bacon, some kind of fancy italian ham, chunks of pork chop.

  8. A thinking person would realize it doesn’t matter what goes into your mouth (bacon)
    but what comes out of your mouth… I may have read that somewhere, it’s a well known thing.

  9. The UK government has unconditionally surrendered to madness and destroyed it’s citizens and culture, Kipling would have the proper words.

    1. As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man—
      There are only four things certain since Social Progress began:—
      That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
      And the burnt Fool’s bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;

      And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
      When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
      As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
      The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

      ^^The last two stanzas of Kipling’s “The Gods of the Copybook Headings”.

  11. UK cops are no longer relevant or useful except as Islamofascist facilitators.

    Time for all out enduro pig races!!!

    Make those useless dress wearing scumbags pick up their trash, especially their own human garbage. Reclaim their heritage of trash culture and swim back to whatever shitehole they came from.

    BTW: I love bacon!

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