Canada’s Most Wanted

12 Replies to “Canada’s Most Wanted”

1. “Four cases of butter…” and two medium baking potatoes.

   Some people, me for instance, like a little baked potato with their butter.

2. They are, obviously, fencing to a restaurant or bakery. I’ll bet if they provided the names of those arrested, I could figure out who their fence was withing about 20 minutes.

3. I was gonna guess Indians, then I saw 17 jars of ghee, so I’ll guess Indians.

   1. Ghee is another name for samneh…which is the Arabic word for it….and it is used generously in Halal certified foods, if you get my drift.

      1. Ghee is on my ‘hell no list.’ Butter needs to be fresh. We have refrigerators. No good reason to simmer it down and let it sit in the tropical heat until it smells like dirty feet.

         1. What, you have issues w/ butyric acid?

4. Not a problem. Simply modify the supply management agreement temporarily to increase supply. They deserve more money. The evil, greedy store owners can swallow their loss as it serves them right.

5. Coming soon to a Brampton mini-mart … at $8.99 a pound.

6. Nobody steals margarine

7. Liberal racist judges will find an excuse to let them go…

8. A year or so back I was in an Italian store in Edmonton looking for some veal. I asked a gal in the meat dept where the veal was and she said they quit stocking it because of theft. An Italian store without veal???

   After the Watts riots in LA the Koreans moved into the hood and set up shop. They were the only ones who would operate in that environment. They all packed heat and when one of the brothers grabbed something off the shelf and made a run for the door – they let the air outa him. Problem solved.

9. Don’t blame them. Guelph is hella boring.

   And a watermelon town through and through.

   So even if they were caught, the greenie dimbulbs would probably let them off with a stern kiss on the ass and a cheque for the inconvenience.