Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. LMAO…you just brought back disturbing memories with this post. Years ago I stayed in a motel up above Innsbruck, Austria where the only way to get to the place was by cable car. It was a family owned place big enough to accommodate about 10 people total. Everything was wonderful as were the owners and guests.

   However:

   Someone back a few generations in that family dabbled in taxidermy, and was very good at it….in a sense. Apparently, he was the creative sort. That’s how the Beagle ended up with antlers. That’s how the rabbit acquired four ears. The squirrel (red squirrel) with eyes the size of quarters was….interesting. As was some type of deer with a very very long tongue (that I was told was made from a piece of an old tire). The whole place was decorated with these macabre offerings. And, I could tell they were quite proud of them. But, more than a few people I was traveling with did not want to turn the lights out at night.

2. Somehow was expecting a picture of Biden in that collection, but I guess that would be outside the definition of taxidermy and more in line with animatronics.

3. Bad taxidermy juxtaposed with the people sleeping behind the liquormart.

4. The gorilla likes like Trudeau just came up behind him!

5. Now that’s what I call the “stuff of nightmares”.