Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. Hidden message… okay I’ll give it a shot.
   Mice want a pickle factory?

   If I don’t catch two a year, then they tend to want to take squatters rights and boot me out.
   They’re sweet tooth is peanut butter… catches them every time.

2. I’m still paused on ol’ Hickory Dick. But given my limited exposure to cockney rhyming slang, it makes sense of Hickory Dickory Dock.

   1. Nothing like a nice piece of hickory – Clint Eastwood as The Preacher

3. Hick – a white old stock Canadian
   Dick – the PM they elected
   Dock – what he does to every nickel of their pay

   It was a warning to us all…

   RNrn

4. I once visited a friend of mine who was a doctor, and learned that he had developed a taste for daiquiris. He made me one. Asked me what I thought. I said, “it’s good, but you shouldn’t serve it in a glass. Use a wooden bowl, preferably hickory.” He asked, “Why?”

   And I told him: “Because then, you would be a hickory daiquiri doc!”