Help Wanted

8 Replies to “Help Wanted”

1. Good money i guess but there’s no way in hell (conveniently located in a Brampton Wal-Mart) I could handle being locked in that insane asylum 60 hours a week.

2. Can you imagine the employees, never mind the customers you’d be dealing with? No thanks.

3. Rangers Penguins.. Game 7
   @ MSG.

   Gonna be a barn burner..!!!

   Go Rangers..!!

   (& for the record, not enough shekels on the planet to be WalMart Mgr…)

   1. My heart is with Pittsburgh, but my head is with NYR. My bracket says NYR advance. Either way, I’m good with it. This has been the best series of the first round. First period was wide open.

4. Promote the Walmart Greeters to manage the stores.

   There’s always a nice shiny shopping cart, ready to go, whenever I walk through the door.

5. I know a guy , I’ll call him Noah Guy, who managed a wall market auto centre. He was very good with customers. Noah’s team was woke before woke was a publically articulated thing. They’d obviously been hired for reasons other than customer service and skills. As a result Noah had a lot of reason to engage in customer servicing. Eventually the local economy got real bad and the auto centre was closed. I always thought that Noah should have been snapped up by a local Costcrap auto centre. Maybe they don’t pay as well?

   1. I worked at a WalMart for a short while. I was told that their auto centre teams get fired periodically because good or bad at the auto service, sooner or later they always start fiddling, either ripping off the store to give free stuff to friends and family, or ripping off customers. The ones here have been turned over to implants of auto service chains, can’t remember which because I don’t go to that department.

6. It took two months to get nickel size batteries from Walmart online. Because I’m thrifty and didn’t want to pay more than $3 each, needed 3.
   Other than that Wallymart is pretty much useless, to me. ( bohemian rhapsody)