19 Replies to “Has Anyone Seen Friar Tuck?”

  1. Robin Hood may have been a legend, but, evidently, Sherwood Forest is still inhabited by merry men…..

  3. Mine is nicknamed ‘The Crippler’. Not so much because of its size, but more for what it carries.

    1. Mines called ” tripod”.
      Two legs and you fall over…

      Stole the name from ‘Bad Santa’.

  4. None of them seem upset at Fag Parades and Homosexual activities in public all paid for by the taxpayer and prancing down main street trying to mount each other in Pride Parades.

  5. The Friar might be on his knees somewhere.
    Meanwhile Little John is telling everyone he’s a grower not a shower.

  6. “My right not to see _____”? What kind of an idiot statement is that? In what universe does somebody have a right not to see anything? It’s almost like he doesn’t know he has eyelids. Or he could just stay home, like all the covidmaniacs could do, instead of whining about masks and vaccines.

  7. Sherwood Forest is a major tourist attraction. If word’s getting around that you can’t visit there without potentially running into naked people, I would think that given Nottingham is over 20 miles away the closer-by small town business owners who rely on that tourism aren’t too happy.

  8. Bruno here. When he hardens up all you hear is screams and bones crunching…Ha Ha Ha. What a bunch of Bullshitters.

  9. A: No, but I’ve seen TryHer Fućk. And I for one wouldn’t try her with someone else’s d1ck on a ten foot pole.

    1. Every time I see that bit, I’m wondering if it wasn’t predicting a Prinz Dummkopf cabinet meeting. I’m sure they used a form of expression he could easily understand.

  12. Robin Hood, Robin Hood and his band of men,

    There they go through the woods starkers once again,

    They shagged with the rich, and slept with the poor,

    Robin Hood, double vaxxed, did no good.

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