45 Replies to “McWoke”

  1. The last three times I ate at a McDonalds< I got mildly ill each time. As a result I'll never eat there again.
    Their fries were great when they were cooked in beef tallow. But now, since left wing activists (who wouldn't even eat there themselves, oh the irony) bullied them into switching over to vegetable fat instead. Even their fries now are unpalatable.

    1. I will NEVER eat at MacDonalds in an … *ahem* … “urban” location. Not since I learned what the angry young sub-minimum wage MacDonalds employees were doing to WHITE customers orders at the San Pablo Ave. (Oakland) MacDonalds location. Nope. I’m not eating some black feces on my burger … inspired by the film “The Help”.

      I actually prefer In N Out Burger … where they print Bible verses on their cups. A somewhat less “angry” mass burger joint

  2. No more coke, no McDonald’s. This is the best news for getting back in shape for the summer!

    You gotta think that if someone started up non-woke businesses that treat people equally and don’t discriminate based on skin color, they’d have a pretty huge market.

    “We’re so unwoke, that we don’t even have an HR department.”

      1. …and people like you wonder why nobody cares when the economy goes to shit, when you’re the ones helping to make it happen. Evil McDonadls selling a product people want, and earning filthy lucre as a result!!! They’re worse than…tobacco! Go clutch your pearls at home, and leave everybody else alone. You’re no different than the leftists are.

    1. You know … I blame Jesse Jackson for this current pandemic of woke Corporate sellouts. He perfected the “cry racism” corporate threat and payoff scam. Now … the corporate boards simply plow those “conscience payments” into their operating costs. And guess what!? The consumer pays for it.

  3. WHO CARES….bought the only thing worthwhile at rotten ronneys is their Coffee….and I might buy maybe 2-3 a year. (I will admit to loving that fish fillet- regardless of what “fish”they use)…but again, maybe once or twice a year.

    If I want a REAL Hamburger..?? I’ll hit up 5 Guys…their Burgers n fries totally blow McDicks away.

    Just wish I woulda had $1000.00 Cash CAD back in 67 when they went public….but as a 15 yr old at the time…Not the kinda money one had.

  4. I’m starting to suspect that we ought to be looking for a pattern of short selling that precedes these sorts of announcements

    It could well be that we’re all being played for suckers again.

    1. Is going woke a short sell opportunity???
      Gillette lost $8B!! I’m sure the stock dropped. Did not check as I had stopped using their products decades ago.

  5. 90% of McDonalds I have been in have not one person of European ethnicity working there. Also, the majority of employees, including the managers, are women.
    Sounds like a very easy goal to achieve.
    This corporate policy simply reinforces the burger flipper stereotype.

  6. Cool. There are no white people that work at my local McDonald’s. Does this mean we might actually get some staff that speak English now?

  7. New question on the job application:

    Do you identify as a white, straight, married, Euro-centric male?

    1. When I was an undergrad, the student newspaper of my alma mater used to publish spoof editions shortly before final exams of each term. In one, they made fun of McDonald’s in the classified ads section.

      The Home Economics department was going to conduct a survey or something like that, in which people would be asked if they could tell the difference between a quarter-pounder and a piece of foam rubber.

      Students were amused but I don’t think McDonald’s was.

      1. Remember Johnny Carson:
        “A billion served and a 100lb’s of beef”
        Got a lot of laughs and McD threatened a lawsuit.

  8. I don’t remember the last time I had anything from McDonald’s, though I think it was on the order of 30 years ago.

  9. I didn’t know Rotten Ronnies had a problem. Do any white men over the age of 17 even work there? Talk about solving a problem that doesn’t exist.

  10. Woke-washing at its finest.

    Increasing women at senior levels by 8% over 4 years?

    “Underrepresented” by 6% over 4 years?

    This was probably happening at that rate anyway. If they miss the targets in 2025 nobody will give a shit or remember.

  11. Customer: Give me a whisky.
    Worker: Sir, you’re at McDonalds.
    Customer: Okay, dammit, make it a McWhisky.

  12. interesting. I typically find McD’s to not be on the woke train. They still have plastic straws and sell 100 percent Canadian beef. unlike A&W and subway. McD’s is the greatest poverty fighting force in America. and their fries are the best.

    1. You realize that the ” 100 % Canadian Beef ” is the name of the company that supplies them with their meat right? Steve O

  13. A result of conservatives surrendering the universities, the schools and the entertainment industry for 60 years, while reveling in their ignorance of modern culture and going on about muh STEM degrees and how the real world will set the kids straight.
    Great job everyone.

  14. Saw it here or elsewhere….
    If women ran the world we would be fitting drapes for the cave.
    A plus compared to:

    If “woke” ran the world we would be starving to death in the dark.
    Clueless fucks couldn’t rub two nickels together.

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