37 Replies to “If Marriage Is About Any Two People Who Love Each Other”
And what if she wants a divorce?
Suicide?
Or a gig in Vegas getting sawed in half by a precise magician?
With a split personality she should have no problem with the divorce.
Good question, who gets the dildo in court. Put this under important illogical regulations, like why do they still sterilize the needles for a lethal injection.
One of the few intelligent things my ex-wife ever said to me was that women are lunatics and that nobody in his right mind should marry one. Nothing I experienced during our marriage or have since has proven her wrong on that point.
Get back to me when the ex-husbands are reached for comment. They might have something to say worth reading about their mutual ex-wife in particular and women in general.
If women did not have a vagina, 99% of guys would not even talk to them. That little hank of hair can pull more than a team of horses.
Hunk of hair? I see you’ve not watched any porn since the 1970’s.
Please don’t project your shallowness and insipidity onto the male population at large thank you.
Witnessing societal collapse.
Agree, it’s well on it’s way.
I’m approaching 40 and I’ve never found a life partner (girl friend / wife) in this world. There is no prize or ceramony for being a confirmed bachelor. I’d hope someone would have the common deacency to put me down if I ever end up as mentally ill as the broad in this story.
“That weekend, Jeff Mason came out to his family….As an autosexual.
Mason said that initially, his parents struggled with the news “My dad was like, what the hell, I’m going to be dead soon anyway.
“Oh, I’ve heard of strumming on the ol’ banjo, if you know what I mean. Who hasn’t? But I’ve never had someone walk into my office and tell me that he was an autosexual so I told Jeff I‘d have to think about it.”
Experts are divided as to whether autosexuality is really a sexual orientation at all. “Some guy can’t get laid so he decides that skeet shooting, if you know what I mean, is a sexual orientation?” asked a Harvard professor who asked that his name not be used. “That’s ridiculous. Not to mention sick.””
He is kinda like Justina Trudeau then. The first 75 times he had sex he was alone and afraid in the dark, in his closet.
Is that like falling in love with your car?
She secretly identifies as Sybil Dorsett. She’s getting better, but she will never be well. Mad Cow disease is terminal.
Why stop at 2? At first I thought the link was going to send me to a documentary on how the honeymoon was going to play out with 3 people. (two pornstar girls an an average guy)… you know…rules, etiquette and possible body positions to consumate the marriage.
But then I remembered that was a website I was surfing at earlier today.
I have to admit…My brain at 6 AM was in the same line of reasoning as yours….a 3 some at least..?? But hey, that is considered all too normal these days.
What kind of tax write offs do I get if I marry myself?
I’ve been married for over 35 years and it’s been my experience that married w/o children couples pay about 40% more income tax than couples who just live together.
They call it “household income” and it puts you in a higher tax bracket.
But as a conservative, you might be able to write yourself off as your own dependent. A boy can try…
Oz – not in Canada. Once a couple has been together 12 months, they are considered common-law by CRA and are taxed the same as a married couple. Of course, they can lie and say they are “just roommates”, but CRA has been known to check this out.
I believe Oscar Wilde said that rich bachelors should be heavily taxed because nobody deserves to be that happy.
It was a lark, a laugh, and who wouldn’t marry themselves after receiving a phone call breaking off a 5-1/2 yr relationship, after she’s had 2 divorces, 2 children, and is only 42. To be free at that stage must be empowering, and turning it into a ceremony was jolly. Still I hope a man marries her and will be a dad to her two boys.
Her two boys are doomed. This woman has proven herself quite incompetent at basic human interactions. And to make her two boys play ringbearer and flowerboy is proof positive. To subject her boys to this insanity … playful … or not, is child abuse.
I guarantee you that her last “boyfriend” (40 yo men should not be considered boy-friends) is congratulating himself for getting OUT, and getting AWAY from that nutjob. I just pray her boys never started treating him as a father-figure. That her boys never bonded with him.
No one knows why she was divorced twice, nor why the last boyfriend broke up with her. Only her closest relatives and best friends have any idea what is going on in her life. We know nothing other than she thought this was a good way to get on with her life.
Princess Beatrice was in a relationship for ten years and was dumped – takes all kinds.
Of course you are correct. However … odds are that SHE is the problem not the MULTIPLE men who have abandoned her … or been driven away by her.
Anyone who has a ceremony to celebrate how wonderful they are might have a few dark nights ahead of them. To each their own I guess.
Another progressive post where you read the title, and go straight to the comments.
Lets break it down:
“I married myself and it was truly empowering”
Empowering – I am progressive
I married myself – third wave feminazi
Truly – lipstick on a narcissistic pig
Reading the body adds nothing from what the title already said.
-> but the gold is in the comments.
She got her 15 minutes.
Next stoop is the head shrinker.
She obviously need care,
One? What about 3 or 4 of 100? While tens of thousands of Muslims in Canada have multiple wives without any interference, the courts love attacking the few Mormon families with multiple wives. And the Mormons cohabitated without the pretense of a legal marriage.
But where does one shop for a wedding gift for someone who marries herself? Toys R Us?
One thing about possibly marrying myself, the honeymoon would be short……. and to the point.
Where have you guys been for the past several of years? She is not the first but just happens to be the most recent to hit the papers. There’s the 37 yr old woman in the UK who was so discouraged that she had a normal wedding in a beautiful white dress, with 12 bridesmaids, and her father gave her away.
Give them slack or explain to me why it’s now normal for two of the same sex to marry and have children.
I can imagine how the wedding ceremony went. Would there be a set of vows for her as bride and another for when she’s the groom? Would there have even been a bride and groom?
Inquiring minds want to know…..
I’ve been practicing Ina Gada Da Vida on the ole banjo….
And some crackpot judge will give her/them double work and government benefits.
Too shallow to see that she’s the common denominator in all of her failed relationships.
And what if she wants a divorce?
Suicide?
Or a gig in Vegas getting sawed in half by a precise magician?
With a split personality she should have no problem with the divorce.
Good question, who gets the dildo in court. Put this under important illogical regulations, like why do they still sterilize the needles for a lethal injection.
One of the few intelligent things my ex-wife ever said to me was that women are lunatics and that nobody in his right mind should marry one. Nothing I experienced during our marriage or have since has proven her wrong on that point.
Get back to me when the ex-husbands are reached for comment. They might have something to say worth reading about their mutual ex-wife in particular and women in general.
If women did not have a vagina, 99% of guys would not even talk to them. That little hank of hair can pull more than a team of horses.
Hunk of hair? I see you’ve not watched any porn since the 1970’s.
Please don’t project your shallowness and insipidity onto the male population at large thank you.
Witnessing societal collapse.
Agree, it’s well on it’s way.
I’m approaching 40 and I’ve never found a life partner (girl friend / wife) in this world. There is no prize or ceramony for being a confirmed bachelor. I’d hope someone would have the common deacency to put me down if I ever end up as mentally ill as the broad in this story.
“That weekend, Jeff Mason came out to his family….As an autosexual.
Mason said that initially, his parents struggled with the news “My dad was like, what the hell, I’m going to be dead soon anyway.
“Oh, I’ve heard of strumming on the ol’ banjo, if you know what I mean. Who hasn’t? But I’ve never had someone walk into my office and tell me that he was an autosexual so I told Jeff I‘d have to think about it.”
Experts are divided as to whether autosexuality is really a sexual orientation at all. “Some guy can’t get laid so he decides that skeet shooting, if you know what I mean, is a sexual orientation?” asked a Harvard professor who asked that his name not be used. “That’s ridiculous. Not to mention sick.””
https://web.archive.org/web/20160430142824/http://themcj.com/?p=17932
He is kinda like Justina Trudeau then. The first 75 times he had sex he was alone and afraid in the dark, in his closet.
Is that like falling in love with your car?
She secretly identifies as Sybil Dorsett. She’s getting better, but she will never be well. Mad Cow disease is terminal.
Why stop at 2? At first I thought the link was going to send me to a documentary on how the honeymoon was going to play out with 3 people. (two pornstar girls an an average guy)… you know…rules, etiquette and possible body positions to consumate the marriage.
But then I remembered that was a website I was surfing at earlier today.
I have to admit…My brain at 6 AM was in the same line of reasoning as yours….a 3 some at least..?? But hey, that is considered all too normal these days.
What kind of tax write offs do I get if I marry myself?
I’ve been married for over 35 years and it’s been my experience that married w/o children couples pay about 40% more income tax than couples who just live together.
They call it “household income” and it puts you in a higher tax bracket.
But as a conservative, you might be able to write yourself off as your own dependent. A boy can try…
Oz – not in Canada. Once a couple has been together 12 months, they are considered common-law by CRA and are taxed the same as a married couple. Of course, they can lie and say they are “just roommates”, but CRA has been known to check this out.
I believe Oscar Wilde said that rich bachelors should be heavily taxed because nobody deserves to be that happy.
It was a lark, a laugh, and who wouldn’t marry themselves after receiving a phone call breaking off a 5-1/2 yr relationship, after she’s had 2 divorces, 2 children, and is only 42. To be free at that stage must be empowering, and turning it into a ceremony was jolly. Still I hope a man marries her and will be a dad to her two boys.
Her two boys are doomed. This woman has proven herself quite incompetent at basic human interactions. And to make her two boys play ringbearer and flowerboy is proof positive. To subject her boys to this insanity … playful … or not, is child abuse.
I guarantee you that her last “boyfriend” (40 yo men should not be considered boy-friends) is congratulating himself for getting OUT, and getting AWAY from that nutjob. I just pray her boys never started treating him as a father-figure. That her boys never bonded with him.
No one knows why she was divorced twice, nor why the last boyfriend broke up with her. Only her closest relatives and best friends have any idea what is going on in her life. We know nothing other than she thought this was a good way to get on with her life.
Princess Beatrice was in a relationship for ten years and was dumped – takes all kinds.
Of course you are correct. However … odds are that SHE is the problem not the MULTIPLE men who have abandoned her … or been driven away by her.
Anyone who has a ceremony to celebrate how wonderful they are might have a few dark nights ahead of them. To each their own I guess.
Another progressive post where you read the title, and go straight to the comments.
Lets break it down:
“I married myself and it was truly empowering”
Empowering – I am progressive
I married myself – third wave feminazi
Truly – lipstick on a narcissistic pig
Reading the body adds nothing from what the title already said.
-> but the gold is in the comments.
She got her 15 minutes.
Next stoop is the head shrinker.
She obviously need care,
One? What about 3 or 4 of 100? While tens of thousands of Muslims in Canada have multiple wives without any interference, the courts love attacking the few Mormon families with multiple wives. And the Mormons cohabitated without the pretense of a legal marriage.
But where does one shop for a wedding gift for someone who marries herself? Toys R Us?
The Lunacy never ends Menstrual Themed Drinks. Lawd Dundering Jeezus Boy. https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/menstrual-themed-drink-sparks-outrage-online
One thing about possibly marrying myself, the honeymoon would be short……. and to the point.
Where have you guys been for the past several of years? She is not the first but just happens to be the most recent to hit the papers. There’s the 37 yr old woman in the UK who was so discouraged that she had a normal wedding in a beautiful white dress, with 12 bridesmaids, and her father gave her away.
Give them slack or explain to me why it’s now normal for two of the same sex to marry and have children.
I can imagine how the wedding ceremony went. Would there be a set of vows for her as bride and another for when she’s the groom? Would there have even been a bride and groom?
Inquiring minds want to know…..
I’ve been practicing Ina Gada Da Vida on the ole banjo….
And some crackpot judge will give her/them double work and government benefits.
Too shallow to see that she’s the common denominator in all of her failed relationships.