The Children Are Our Future

18 Replies to “The Children Are Our Future”

1. So, what with all the exclusions that leaves only making jokes about the weather and bodily functions with corresponding appropriate sound effects.

   1. Considering the mentality of many of the students I had, that would suit them perfectly.

      There were times when I wondered if I should conduct my lectures using not appropriate and applicable jargon and terminology, but references to the aforementioned bodily functions as well as rude commentaries about the human anatomy. I’m sure they would not only have understood each and every concept I presented in my lectures, I would have received unending praise in my student evaluations. My “masters” at the institution where I taught would have then considered me to be an excellent instructor because I “identified” with my students and brought things to their level.

2. He could always just stand there a say the word education over and over again. That has become a very funny word in that it no longer occurs.

3. On one hand, I feel sorry for comedians. At its best, making people laugh is an art and a great source of entertainment so being restricted by religious and pseudo-religious heresy fears , speech codes and ideological barriers makes for poorer art.

   On the other hand, most modern comedians rely far too heavily on left leaning, social justice themes for cheap, easy laughs. They wholeheartedly sold out to progressive politics. Poltical jokes that are uniformly and predictably pointed at one group are really the laziest, least interesting form of humor. So now that the rabid dog of identity politics has turned on progressive comedians… I’m having a difficult time mustering up much sympathy.

   I’d defend any other type of comedian and their right to say the foulest, rudest, most taboo jokes but progressive political comedians pretty much ruined stand up comedy. The sooner they’re gone, the better chance boundary pushing and art of comedy will return.

4. Comedy today is virtually dead.

   If I had a stand-up routine, I would title it “The History of Comedy” and smack people between the eyes with every juicy ethnic, religious or sexist joke I ever heard. When people lose the ability to laugh at either themselves or silly stereotypes, they have probably become leftarded.

   Have you ever read the official Polish Sex Manual? Step 1: Put it in. Step 2: Pull it out. Step 3: Repeat if Necessary.

   Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? Because when their sergeant would yell at them to GET DOWN!, they would get up and dance.

   I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

   What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement.

   Have a funny day.

5. Today, is Lenny Bruce left wing or right wing?

   1. Not left or right, imo. In the quadrant political graph, comedy would be in the libertarian section since it is a free speech issue (the opposite of the authoritarian section). Both the right and left wing have authoritarian control freaks – you can’t say this, can’t wear that, can’t read this, can’t watch that, etc.

6. Would Dumb Blonde jokes be OK?
   What’s the difference between a blonde man and a blonde woman?
   The blonde woman’s sperm count is higher.

   1. The Comedy Central Roasts with Jeff Ross have some of the most side-splitting offside shit I’ve ever heard.

7. Comedy is not dead. I come here daily for a good laugh. Unfortunately most of it identifies grave failures in our land. But when I see progressives eating their own, I think justice is alive, however poetic it may be.

   Merry Christmas.

8. Where is Red Skelton when you need him?

   1. He must still be around, but he must have been cloned. How else does one explain a Canadian federal cabinet filled with Clem Kadiddlehoppers?

      1. Now that is funny.

9. Don Rickles would tear these punks apart

10. Character assassination is considered humor these days.

11. The secret to being a fabulously successful comedian is to run down Trump and anything remotely conservative or Christian. It’s easy, just watch the many “comedians” on utubbe, their whole schtick is to attack Trump and his family, just as 15 years ago a comic’s career was made on running down Bush.

    Russell Peters has a pretty good act, manages to NOT get political, was pleased to see Jerry Seinfeld is still the top comedian income wise.

    Comedy is too dangerous now,I wouldn’t want to be in that business.

12. In todays toxic environment where we cannot tell jokes anymore, why don’t we just call out numbers. Then, if you feel like laughing, look it up on the internet.

    <a href="<COMEDY BY THE NUMBERS

    #69

    Whoops. I just found Bill C-69.

13. This doesn’t mesh with Ford’s free speech on campus law. Somebody just broke the law.