7 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

  1. Imagine if the guy that is running the vacuum pump goes to the washroom, and forgets the switch ”on.” After going to the washroom, he goes to the water cooler and gets into a lengthy discussion with a gorgeous blonde who has also had problems with constipation however has found solace with Kellogg Bran Buds.
    An hour later the guy smacks himself in the forehead and says, ”Oh my God–the pump.”
    The scene would be awful. At zero atmosphere, water boils as does blood.. Within an hour, the corpses would look like a Michelin road map drawn on a chamois. The next day, the news headline would read.
    ”Wealthy couple dies without heir.”

  2. They lack cultural enrichment through diversity.
    Japan really should open their borders to Islamic Invasion like the rest of the First World, they actually need it.

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