15 Replies to “Lessons of Prohibition”

  1. “dealing Pepsi”…classy headline there CBC.
    Reminds me of a few years ago when Dalty decided to ban weed killer. We all planned to stock up on our underground stash. Neighbors would skulk around the garage…”hey, buddy, got a stash of weed (killer) in there?”…
    Best part…diet pop is allowed. Sugar nazis have taken over.

  2. “Pssst, hey man, you got any Coke?”
    “Nah, but I can hook you up with some Pepsi, bro”
    I wish every high school only had this type of “dealer” problem.

  3. Gee. Seems that Alberta parents are just as compliant as Trawna parents as far as putting up with stupidity, eh?

  4. They should charge the school board with ‘dealing aspartame’; a failed cancer drug!
    Heavens, what if the kid had been ‘dealing regular Coke’?!
    Can you imagine the Coke vs Pepsi ‘turf wars’?
    Cheers
    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  5. Actually, this young person would be ahead missing two (count’em 2) days of classroom indoctrination by these librul moron so-called teachers. If I was this kid, I would start a blog and report every asinine lie these librul turds espouse.

  6. Yes Rev, these days The Church Lady is a bull dyke in Birkenstocks. With socks, of course.
    Kid suspended for selling pop? Awesome opportunity for ever parent to send Johnny and Janey to school with a Pepsi in their lunch bag every day for a month. Man, I’d be all over that like ugly on a wart hog.

  7. He probably gave himself away when he pulled into the school parking lot driving that great big truck loaded with Pepsi.
    Placing the blue cans into plain paper bags from which the students could down a swig… might have given the wrong impression.
    I can see an opportunity for a great TV commercial.

  8. Back in the 70s and early 80s, the young country kids would goto “Sams” and buy boxes of Blow pops and other like treats. They would fit them in their notebooks and I think back packs were starting then. In the country, school bus rides were long and probably boring. Anyhoo, the kids made out like bandits. They became very popular. They were also the highest grade point in school and in the gifted and talented (whatever that means if daddy in not a local merchant). Because of that, the school administrators bitched a whole lot but had trouble doing much about it. Our kids were smarter than the school administrators, which I understand is not unusual.
    It seems that someone put a golf course about a mile and a half down our road ( walking distance for county kids). The middle kid noticed that there were a lot of golf balls in the bar ditch. He and brother decided to collect golf balls and sell them back to the course, which really appreciated it until one old duffer chased them off and complained. The old duffer started collecting the balls. The boys were disappointed, but I explained to them that it was just money to them, but to the old phart, it probably helped him pay for his game (as bad as he was.
    Among PHds and professional licenses and company directors, these ex-kids never seem to be hurting for money, even in bad times.
    The distributive education or Junior Achievement people should give this young man an award. The frigging school administrators will be working for him someday. I know aaaaI tend to be a little wordy, but maybe you can have some fun reading it.
    captcha attack!

  9. Oooooh Boy, how far Alta, and Canada has slipped. Political Correctness is the mantra…AAAAARGH.
    Initiative and common sense, out the window.
    Has ANY one of these nanny state’ers thought about who will fix their restaurant meals, their plumbing, their electrical, cars, etc, etc.
    It used to be a “FREE” country, pursue your dreams, your ambitions, “GO FOR IT”, don’t harm others.
    Now, its all PC, and “WE” ARE IN CHARGE, OBEY…. WOW…..all I Can say.
    Fact is, everyone can’t be a tool for socialism, work for Gov, its not supportable without the income source.
    Schools, Education Inst., appears they are over the top, and enterprise is to be punished, at source, and severely.
    Yo Folks….we ARE IN TROUBLE HERE.
    My thoughts anyhow.

  10. “Fact is, everyone can’t be a tool for socialism…”
    Sure they can. And sure they are.

  11. Ironic thing is that the ‘diet’ version sans sugar may actually be more harmful than that nasty sugar-filled version. There are studies out there stating this. Have one offspring who went from diet to sugar version of favourite soft drink: drinking less, but feeling much better.

  12. If that was my kid I’d be driving him to school with cases of the stuff in back of the SUV, and rolling at 2kph through the NoPark/NoStopping
    zone at the front of the school.
    Hhhmm, I’d really need a big inverter to power the microwave.nFor the popcorn,not course. Gotta have popcorn to watch a leftard’s head explode!

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