Welcome to the latest BSE crisis. You just had to know that Canadian farmers were going to find a replacement product to export in place of beef at some point.
For the record, I would like to head off the flame fest and point out that I am not responsible for the contents of this t-shirt (so don’t shoot the messenger, dammit). The responsible party can be found here. Go call him names instead.

Here in the city that’s gone to the dogs, Vancouver, “puppies are made of Meat” would receive more feed back.
Dogs in Vancouver are made of tofu.
Nothing original here, move along -Johnathan Swift “A Modest Proposal”
Do what’s right!
Define the future.
Do the right thing.